What's the most ridiculous thing you've done

CliffyG · 28 Aug 2011 at 01:54

I seem to have a habit of doing stupid things, mostly when drunk. Yesterday i surpassed all previous levels of stupidity though. Was at the pub at lunch time having a quiet pint with a friend when he thought we saw a girl that he liked. Due to having near bionic vision since i had laser surgery he came and asked me if it was her. It was so I said lets go chase after her and we both set off at a full sprint. Ironically, I ended up running full pelt into a lamppost, bounced off and smacked my head off the pavement. Got up, made it halfway back to the pub and passed out for 3 minutes. I've been in bed since early afternoon and have just woke up, both elbows grazed and a huge lump on the back of my head. Strangely i don't have a mark on my forehead.

So, what have you done recently that can top that?

Limpnoodle · 28 Aug 2011 at 01:56

I made myself a cup of tea, it was really hot and it burnt my hand slightly

Tummy · 28 Aug 2011 at 01:58

Amazing. I wish I was like you.

StoutMeister · 28 Aug 2011 at 02:07

I can't top that as I lead a sad and pitiful life, but I can enjoy my alcohol without getting into fights or running into large stationary objects.

ticklemebougy · 28 Aug 2011 at 02:07

Fell over a table while drunk at a friend's house party, don't remember doing it but now whenever i rotate my left wrist it makes a clicking sound.

Dandaman · 28 Aug 2011 at 02:30

One of the very few times I've been drunk (don't drink) I was in a nightclub and thought it would be a good idea to get on top of the girls dancing podiums and well show off my moves but I ended up getting to into it and fell right over the balcony bit but however that didn't stop me cos I ended up back on there and stripping off... that led to being thrown out but it made for good laughs in the present day

EDIT : Just remembered something recent lol, took a mate's painkillers to aid the pain of my broken foot (silly I know but was despperate) and ended up making tea in a soup bowl *facepalm*

CliffyG · 28 Aug 2011 at 02:37

StoutMeister said:
I can't top that as I lead a sad and pitiful life, but I can enjoy my alcohol without getting into fights or running into large stationary objects.

I wasnt drunk when i ran into the lamppost :s.

EdGey · 28 Aug 2011 at 02:37

Limpnoodle said:
I made myself a cup of tea, it was really hot and it burnt my hand slightly

I once slaved over a cup of tea, forgot it in the kitchen and wen't to watch TV.

peterattheboro · 28 Aug 2011 at 02:41

Put money on Luiz Cane.

breadturbo · 28 Aug 2011 at 03:09

top of the stairs, pitch black, stood on one of the black cats that had decided to sleep on a step and ended up on my head at the bottom

LOAM · 28 Aug 2011 at 03:17

I once posted in motors.

qqg3 · 28 Aug 2011 at 03:26

EdGey said:
I once slaved over a cup of tea, forgot it in the kitchen and wen't to watch TV.

You still drank it right?

I've downed many chilled and stewed teas for want of not wasting.

RadoX · 28 Aug 2011 at 03:36

CliffyG said:
So, what have you done recently that can top that?

Went to the half moon party on Ko Pha Ngan, had spent all my money on beer needed taxi back didnt know hotel name. French mate had 50 baht remaining no taxi driver would give us a look in. So we started walking see a reasonably fit girl on a moped flagged her down, was really a ladyboy nevertheless we both got on and started riding around looking for our hotel. Ten minutes pass we get off in the middle of no where as we still cant find our hotel. We resume walking and remark on how real her boobs felt. Five or so minutes later the ladyboy returned with another ladyboy who was ugly but they both had mopeds so we got on again (i got the fit one) the ladyboy wanted to touch me more by this time so i let them, couldn't for the life of me get a semi. The ladyboys by now have clearly shown there intent to bum me i told mine 500 baht to make boom boom they are now actually trying to ride home to get the money. luckily we rode past our hotel on the way back

Shayper · 28 Aug 2011 at 03:44

LOAM said:
I once posted in motors.

Dear God.

Anyway, once, at a foam party at my Student Union Bar, I broke my nose, got concussion, and did my back in.

How you ask? Well, the foam was inside a bouncy castle-esque thing, so, while flirting with some girl, thought, to show off, that it would be a really good idea to somersault in.

Turns out the bouncy castle was just a surround. So I somersaulted head first in to a concrete floor. Still pulled her though

Destination · 28 Aug 2011 at 07:15

Started a snowball fight whilst in Prague, nothing too bad until we returned to the hotel where an associate who had been clocked on the head once too many times had took it thick and awaited us with the hotel fire extinguishers.
Problem arise as the liquid crept into our eyes that it was some Eastern European chemical flame retardant, and a trip to hospital was required, upon return to the hotel, eyesight recovering we noticed decorators in, restoring the walls and furniture where the liquid had stripped all the paint and bleached the furniture.
Associate had to go to the front desk with his credit card and pay lots.

Stupidiest snowball I ever threw.

hurfdurf · 28 Aug 2011 at 07:32

Peed in a girls mouth for money.

Magic_x_uk · 28 Aug 2011 at 07:47

hurfdurf said:
Peed in a girls mouth for money.

dear god

DBT85 · 28 Aug 2011 at 07:50

When I was 5 I used to take the faceplates off of wall sockets and poke around inside. Thats fairly stupid.

Fuzz · 28 Aug 2011 at 08:22

Encouraged a fat kid to jump off a really high place..

He did.... and broke his ankle.

I couldn't stop laughing at the time, he was in agony and there was me and another mate literally rolling around the floor trying to hold our sides together.

Evil little ***** we were

Cosimo · 28 Aug 2011 at 08:34

hurfdurf said:
Peed in a girls mouth for money.

She must have splashed out for that.