100 million euro lottery tonight.

memyselfandi · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:18

If I win I will buy ....... myself a sandwich (I never normally win more than ~£2.80 on Euromillions).

Oh and the thread title is a tad misleading; it reads as if there is a lottery tonight for 100M Euros instead of the jackpot for the Euromillions lottery being up to £100M.

Aeleys · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:23

ill win, without buying a ticket and never spend a penny... say bye-bye to your GTR's mwahahaha

Vampire · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:26

If I win I'm going to buy thousands of dildos, I'll give them away to people who ask me for money, with a note attached to each one telling them to "go **** themselves".

Oh, and Zahia Dehar - yes please!

MeEsH BaKkA · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:29

I bet my winnings that the winner of tonight's lottery (if there is one) will be fat, old and have no young relatives.

rexehuk · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:30

If I win I might push the boat out and actually go for a footlong subway.

With extra cheese.

IM A MANIAC

Rameses · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:35

If I win, I shall bathe in a bath of iPhones, have an open fire of android phones burning while I sit in my chair of smugness with my TouchPad counting how many people didn't get one in the fire sale thread. It will be the perfect start to my millionaire lifestyle.

Jonners · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:36

AmTechFox said:
If I win, I shall bathe in a bath of iPhones, have an open fire of android phones burning while I sit in my chair of smugness with my TouchPad counting how many people didn't get one in the fire sale thread. It will be the perfect start to my millionaire lifestyle.

Freak.

:(Rhodri:) · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:37

I'd buy 100 million scratch cards.

Reaper 392 · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:40

posting for the *****, GTR and whatever else is on offer.

i would offer something to you guys for winning but im not bothering to get a ticket so it would be a bit of an empty gesture

rexehuk · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:41

I'd buy out OcUK then replace the entire stock line with modified overclocked ***** ranges.

Of course I would keep 5UB on to test the products...

Yamahahahahaha · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:44

In for the *****, with the GTR on top.

...Don't look at me like that...

As for Zahia Dehar, is there a waiting list or shall we all just jump in sausage-first?

Streeteh · 2 Sep 2011 at 15:47

Bought a lottery ticket for the first time in my life. If i win this also means i can cash in on a feature movie about being the guy who played and won the first time, failing that a short TV series will also do.

PondPikey · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:02

Im in.

I dont know anyone, or know anyone that knows someone that has ever won anything over a grand.

I call fix!

Davefran · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:06

I'm saving my pound for the Grand National, gonna have Shergar to win by 20 lengths, ridden by Elvis. At least the odds are lower than winning the lottery ;-)

.Lethal · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:25

I'll be the only winner tonight for the jackpot, so you may as well save you're money.

randal · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:29

ScarySquirrel said:
If I win I'm going to contact representatives of Zahia Dehar, I'll be honest, "I want to have sex with Zahia, how much?"

Googled. One for the bank. Boing.

Greboth · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:29

I know the odds of winning dno't increase when the amounts go up but not going to pay to play every time. Either way it's my time to win it, first thing to buy would be every sr-2 board ocuk sell and set them all up for folding then while waiting for that to be delivered go up the road and order a lambo aventador

Number_25 · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:30

If I won i'd have to give the majority of it to myself.

Cosimo · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:33

Posting for a set of coloured dildos.

qqg3 · 2 Sep 2011 at 16:38

Bought 4 lines with my winnings from the last roll-over I went for, yes I got £8.