What is the most disgusting thing you have experienced?

Mine was whilst camping in my mates nans back garden about 15 years ago. After eating lots of not very well cooked bbq and drinking to much cider me and three other mates settled down for the night. On awaking a few hours later with the most awful gut pain I have yet to ever experience and needing the toilet pretty bad as everything was set to eject. i made it to the house only to discover the door was locked from the inside and we had no key. I had no choice but to squat in the garden and unload..it was like a cow had exploded over the garden and the really not nice part is that I had to wipe my arse with my socks as there was no other way. Next morning I hosed the offending mess away and squelched home for a shower.
 
A few more disgusting things i've seen is in various slaughter houses where i've had to repair machinery. I've seen a cow and sheep get slaughtered from live to dead hanging meat. I've also been to chicken farms. A great big massive football field sized warehouse full of caged chickens going 40ft high. The ammonia is unreal.

Biggest thing that freaked me out was a big industrial sized skip full of blue dyed sheep's heads.
 
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sorn21 said:
Why do they dye them blue? Or is that nature taking its course?
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After a quick google, I think it's something along the lines of 'Not fit for human consumption' or 'Must be disposed of separate from the rest of the animal waste'

They were purposely dyed though.
 
Years ago the toddler next door filled his potty to the brim with diarrhoea. Their labrador then came over and ate the lot! I can still hear the sloshing noise it made as it scoffed the lot down. It even licked the potty clean.

I went outside and threw up :(
 
Working in an operating theatre i have too many to list. Although a ruptured bowel after someones appendix burst is defo one of the most disgusting smells i have experienced:o
 
I was cleaning my teeth one morning and I like to brush my tongue for minty fresh breath, sometimes I can only brush my tongue so far without retching whereas other times I can go right to the very back. Anyhow one day I got right to the very back , wretched or knocked something loose to discover I had brought up a lump. Spat it out and it was a furball of pubic hair (the ladies hairstyles in the late 80's / early 90's was very different back then). Good times.
 
shephga said:
I was cleaning my teeth one morning and I like to brush my tongue for minty fresh breath, sometimes I can only brush my tongue so far without retching whereas other times I can go right to the very back. Anyhow one day I got right to the very back , wretched or knocked something loose to discover I had brought up a lump. Spat it out and it was a furball of pubic hair (the ladies hairstyles in the late 80's / early 90's was very different back then). Good times.
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lol, i call shenanigans on this one.
 
uknowist said:
Working in an operating theatre i have too many to list. Although a ruptured bowel after someones appendix burst is defo one of the most disgusting smells i have experienced:o
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I was invited into a few in my last job and the worst was watching a hip replacement and I felt like I wanted to turn to the Surgeon and say "WTF are you trying to do?".
Watching a masectomy wasn't nice either.
I was in Histology and the Clinician handed me a body part and said put your fingers up there and you will feel the lump.
Afterwards I asked her what it was and it was a colon - thanks.
 
Jono8 said:
So were they hot? This can be excused if they were. :eek::p
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shephga said:
Is true on my life and everything else of value that I have.
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Well.. they were both kinda cute.. in first year my housemate had kind of an angelina jolie vibe - people used to say they looked similar - anyway the "incident" was in third year and she'd gained quite a lot of weight and her girlfriend matched her on that. Due to the fat they had massive *ahems*.. like EE and FF.

So..I think the verdict is that it was inexcusable. I draw the line at two jellies jiggling around in my tub in each others pee.

:(:p
 
Maximum Triceratops said:
This happened about a year ago, ordered a taxi to take me and the Wife into town, got in the front seat and as he asked where we wanted to go a greeny flew out of his mouth and straight into mine, I instinctively swallowed it and was too embarrased to say anything though im pretty sure he saw what happened aswell. lol?
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OMG dude!!! Well the most is, I saw a dog eat a big pile of smelly dog crap. The second one of our cats had a kitten on my lap.
 
My mate who was a special constable told me they brought in a tramp one night who had worn the same socks for so long that skin had started to grow over the socks.
 
A nurse I once knew told me that a merchant sailor was brought in with barbed wire up his arse, he was knocked out, a greased pipe put where the sun dont shine, wire fed in through the pipe and then the pipe was removed leaving the wire behind.

This and the police story are only what I've heard so who knows but mines legit.
 
dmpoole said:
I was invited into a few in my last job and the worst was watching a hip replacement and I felt like I wanted to turn to the Surgeon and say "WTF are you trying to do?".
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lol, hip replacements arent that bad can be a bit messy at times i guess. A femerol nailing can be worse tho very messy and lots of drilling and hammering :D

Another case i remember being involved in was they were changing a VAC dressing and wound washout on someones leg, when they took off the old dressing and id say half of the skin on his leg from his hip to his foot had basically been eaten away by bacteria. Really quite a disgusting site and smell yet the surgeons were quite impressed at how much better it was looking so cant imagine what it was like before:(
 
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