What is the most disgusting thing you have experienced?

This wasn't something that happened but something that I witnessed.

The scruffy neighbours who used to live next door to my Gran moved out and My cousin who has always been a nosey sod was poking around the garden of their vacated premises.

He opened their coal house door and saw that it was full of full bin bags. He tore into one only to discover that it was full of used ladies Sanitary Napkins. :D

I have to say that this was the first time in my life that I can recall physically retching.
 
I was out drinking with a few mates quite a few years ago. One of my mates goes to the toilet and returns. A bit later I need to go and then I return. He hands me my beer.
There I am happliy drinking away and one of my mates starts to snigger, then laughs a lot. I think nothing of it as we had downed a few drinks and the convesations contunued. But eventually my beer started to taste a bit weird and was foaming a bit.
The git had dropped one of those urinal blocks in my drink - a used one. I must have drunk about a third of a pint of this 'cocktail'.
 
I recently walked into a room and saw my Mum naked.

/thread, cant get more disgusting than that.
 
When i was in ibiza years ago i was wearing sandles and as i was walking through our hotel another lass who was around the same age as me had sneezed and a singular piece of her snot landed on the top of my foot. i didn't know what to do as it was in public and i was not going to touch it. I ended up using my plastic cup and scooping it into that.
 
Clum said:
I recently walked into a room and saw my Mum naked.

/thread, cant get more disgusting than that.
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Try walking in on your (well mine) mother being done from behind on the sofa by someone you've never seen before?
I've tried to unsee it, but the damage has been done...
 
Many years ago when I had a stomach bug I was on the toilet and suddenly needed to vomit. Instinctively I got up, leaned heavily over the toilet and vomited violently into it but simultaneously and inadvertently sprayed the bathroom in vile smelling explosive diarhhoea.
 
Umm, I've seen quite a lot of disgusting things to be fair and I'm honestly not freaked out as much as some people.

I've seen a couple of utterly indescribable car crashes and accidents, I've experienced body fluids and solids on many different levels and I've been thrown up on, doesn't bother me really. I've seen bones and leg breaks in football matches and I've seen and poked at my own bone :(

All sorts of things I've seen on the internet coupled with the stuff I've seen first hand has pretty much desensitised me to most things that other people find horrible.

Oh, and a few awful sexual encounters as well.

The only two things that freak me out are some of the smells one friend can come out with (from mouth and bottom) and people's eyes. Can't stand seeing someone change a contact lens for example.

I was on a night out and had stopped with friends (about 6 of us) to get fast food, I was the only guy in the group and there was only a couple of guys in the take away at the time which was pretty full. So bar the take away people about about 5 guys there were 15/20 women. Queue my friend drunkenly removing her contacts and me in a drunken state being sick, which then prompted half of the people in there to be sick and people were standing in it .. wasn't too pleasant.

Also, the aforementioned friend and myself were on a plane back to England, we'd had a curry just before the flight and he'd been complaining about needing the loo. He passed wind on the plane. I cried, the man behind us was sick and people moved away. I've honestly not smelt something that just awful since or before. It burnt my eyes.
 
My daughter got properly ill for the first time aged 1. I found out when sehe projectile vomited in my face and all over my chest, covering me in disgusting milky sick! We both screamed in shock and I was very tempted to get the wife to take q phot before cleaning up.
 
When I first started joining club bike rides, some people appeared to be firing snot and boogies from their noise, anyway, the leader did it, it went into my mouth, and all I felt in my mouth was this foreign jelly greenie in my mouth, I had to swallow it.
 
As a kid, playing rugby - watched a team mate take his phlegm filled gumshield out and suck the lot out from one end in one large big stringy mess then swallow it.
 
Waking up next to a fat ginger, she then turned on her phone and it started beeping lots.
Turned out she was out for her birthday the night before.
Felt guilty/still horny so went at it again.
 
B@Th*nG said:
I think I might have a contender.

One of my friends is a doctor and not long after he had become a fully fledged doctor a lady came in who was clearly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. She was complaining of fits and a temperature and following the usual tests they determined that she had a severe infection but despite anti-biotics she was still getting worse. This means that the source of the infection is likely to still be present in the body.

Between fits they managed to slowly but surely get out of her that kept pidgeons and her favourite pidgeon had died. In an effort to keep the pidgeon warm she had "stored" the pidgeon IN herself, natures pocket.

Anyway, being a proper doctor now there was no way he was doing the deed so they fetch the youngest intern to play the last flight of the pheonix... And so they pulled a rotting fettered bird carcass from this woman's stinking infected vagina.

The end.

B@
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OH MY GOOD GOD!:eek:
 
About year 10, watching a lad do that whole 'put something down your throat, then pull it out through your nose' bit with a strawberry lace, then eating it anyway. He was odd.
 
Maximum Triceratops said:
one other thing springs to mind, though this was more of a proud moment for me :cool: Was coming home from Holiday and everybody was waiting in that tunnel bit just before you enter the plane, my guts were realy bad from all the foreign food/beer etc and I had a huge pump brewed and realised this was my last chance to eject it before we boarded, so I let rip and it was the stinkiest trump I have ever done, it even grossed me out but there were people actually bent over borking and retching :p I can still hear those retching sounds now :D
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oh my... it's the way you tell em. Tear to the eye, seriously :p:D:p:D
 
B@Th*nG said:
I think I might have a contender.

One of my friends is a doctor and not long after he had become a fully fledged doctor a lady came in who was clearly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. She was complaining of fits and a temperature and following the usual tests they determined that she had a severe infection but despite anti-biotics she was still getting worse. This means that the source of the infection is likely to still be present in the body.

Between fits they managed to slowly but surely get out of her that kept pidgeons and her favourite pidgeon had died. In an effort to keep the pidgeon warm she had "stored" the pidgeon IN herself, natures pocket.

Anyway, being a proper doctor now there was no way he was doing the deed so they fetch the youngest intern to play the last flight of the pheonix... And so they pulled a rotting fettered bird carcass from this woman's stinking infected vagina.

The end.

B@
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That is some seriously messed up ****.
 
Maximum Triceratops said:
one other thing springs to mind, though this was more of a proud moment for me :cool: Was coming home from Holiday and everybody was waiting in that tunnel bit just before you enter the plane, my guts were realy bad from all the foreign food/beer etc and I had a huge pump brewed and realised this was my last chance to eject it before we boarded, so I let rip and it was the stinkiest trump I have ever done, it even grossed me out but there were people actually bent over borking and retching :p I can still hear those retching sounds now :D
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Reminds me of my Nurburgring trip. We were all standing (about 8 of us) around the ticket machine to get a lap of the track, and i farted a weeks worth of german food and beer. You know your farts are bad when you're outside in the open people are walking away.

Probably the most disgusting thing i've encountered was on an army cadetts camp when i was still at secondary school. There was about 30 of us standing under a huge tree whilst the corporal was demonstrating an explosive stick of dynamite to us. One of the other corporals was walking round the field gathering cow dung and piling it up in to a big 2 ' pile at the base of the tree. Next thing we know, the corporal stuck a piece of dynamite or whatever explosive item it was into the dung, lit it and calmly walked away without saying anything. Some of us realised what was going to happen and ran away. By the time the others who hadn't ran awya had realised what was about to happen, it was too late. The dung exploded and shot right through to the top of the huge tree, it was all dripping off the branches and i remember a girl looking up and this big slimy streak of sloppy dung going right down her neck and into her bra.

There was some people in hysterics and others in total anger.
 
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Maximum Triceratops said:
This happened about a year ago, ordered a taxi to take me and the Wife into town, got in the front seat and as he asked where we wanted to go a greeny flew out of his mouth and straight into mine, I instinctively swallowed it and was too embarrased to say anything though im pretty sure he saw what happened aswell. lol?
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BAHAHAHA nearly spat my porridge out! Also, your sig always makes me grin :D

The worst thing is spider related, I'm arachnophobic which makes it even worse :(

When I was about 12 I woke up one night with something crawling on my face. Being the middle of July I thought it was a midge and gave it a swipe. When I woke up in the morning I had spider guts splodge all over my cheek. This thing was big enough that you could COMB the hairs on its legs!
 
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