I must however insist that you are incorrect. You are definitely the superior specimen in every conceivable way! For example you would never stoop so low as to edit a post simply to make it out that other people approve of you! That would go against your honest, genuine and caring nature.
You've got to imagine this in a slightly breathy David Attenborough style - "what we're seeing here is the rare mating ritual of two young adult males from the genus Donnus Overclockus, they're currently testing out the limits of their powers and gently jousting, it's a relatively early stage in the courtship so we're unlikely to see any fireworks just yet but we should be careful not to disturb them as they may turn on any interlopers into their private affairs...".
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