Who is in Stoke... and wants a beer tonight?
How welcoming of you sir. Working are we?
Too old for you she's 23![]()
Next thing i remember is waking up with a saw bottom.
.. and wants a beer tonight?
I'm 23, single, an upstanding military man and - according to Tummy - I'm quite attractive! She interested?
That's a bit like asking who invented paper scissors stone.
My eldest daughter says that you are too pretty for her, she likes em rough.
What? It's rock paper scissors.
I am in Stoke, not going for a beer tonight. Need to be at work tomorrow with a fresh head.![]()
So why are we in the pub and you're already on your 6th pint?
I bet you must go into work still drunk, good job your boss will never know.
Haha!
Where do you normally go anyway?
Im in stoke, feel free to come say hello to me at the esso at the bottom of anchor road lol
Is that the Esso by Pak Foods down by the side of the University?