As worst day in lives go, this one is pretty tame. Claim on your insurance.
Was just thinking that

I think someone has lived a very sheltered life

As worst day in lives go, this one is pretty tame. Claim on your insurance.
the doors didn't lock when I walked away
If this is the worst day of your life, you lead one hell of a good life!
Fiesta with a temperamental key fob clearly.What car?
Yea woman in the bakery further down the road which I parked outside.
Also I thought deep in the passenger footwell was not "on show" but I was wrong.