Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

Lima said:
As mentioned before people that power wazz in confined areas are just gross.

Also...I cannot stand there peeing in a bar/club toilet when they have one of those African 'no spray, no lay' men in there yelling their retarded rhymes....knowing full well he's staring at me while I pee, waiting to see if I will pay him money for pressing the water tap on when I wash my hands. :/
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Yep, I fully agree - no splash no gash and all that. Some people call these chaps Bog **** where I'm from...
 
I normally use the cubicle for anything I need to do. Haven't gotten over two incidents:

1. High School, Rugby practice, Shorts. Took a whiz in the urinal (one of the big trough jobs) and suddenly felt the effects of not only MY splashback, but that of the person next to me.

2. Radiohead playing the Belfast Odyssey Arena (can't remember the date but likely about 10 years ago, now). Queuing for the urinals, next in line and some drunk dude decides to just start waving it all over the place, cheered on by his mates. I've posted it here before, but he started forcing the wizz to such a degree that it was splashing off onto all and sundry, before doing a 360 degree turn ****ing onto everyone in shot, myself included. I floored the piece of **** there and then, STILL WIZZING, and went about my soaked-jeans business, but to this day I still wait for a cubicle whereby I can take a leak, or a poop, unimpeded.
 
In my defence at the time of registering I had no idea there was a Mischief. My name comes from my 'global' character name on the City of Heroes MMO where there originally was a Mischief so i had to use some creative licence at the time.
 
MisChief said:
One leg up, pelvic forward, pee.
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More class than this bird then...

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what i dont get is when your in there on your own, obviously then dont mind using the cubical and someone walks in and starts to pee in the next one over, whats all that about ?
 
jp_bl_68 said:
I am a cubicle pee-er. I like the privacy. I'll usually lift the seat unless it's already filthy.
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I hate people like you, i have colitis which means when i need to poo i have only a few minutes to get to a toilet. Too many times i can't to one in time because selfish ******** like you take up Cubicles when there's a perfectly working urinal outside. I end up having an accident and ruins the rest of my day.

One time i saw one person walk into a Cubicle and unzip. i couldn't wait so i told him he can do it outside in the urinal as i needed the loo to **** in.
 
i cnat pee when I stand next to other dudes in pub toilets etc...its a mental blokc...and I have a nice pakage so I aint shy, though when Im drunk it does often shrivel up small lmao.

Anyway this is kinda gay but i was in a pub recently and alone in toilet so i do a pee then this big dude comes in and stands next to me whips out his johnson and starts peeing and i kid you not it was liek 10 inches flaccid. I was like wtf. I dunno why I glanced but tbh I was in awe. I aint seen many cocks IRL by choice but man this thing was huge.
 
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