Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

Depends mostly on the state of the room and people in there - some people are just nasty (in an unhygenic way) and I wouldn't choose to be within 20 feet of them if I had a choice.
 
robgmun said:
I hate people like you, i have colitis which means when i need to poo i have only a few minutes to get to a toilet. Too many times i can't to one in time because selfish ******** like you take up Cubicles when there's a perfectly working urinal outside. I end up having an accident and ruins the rest of my day.

One time i saw one person walk into a Cubicle and unzip. i couldn't wait so i told him he can do it outside in the urinal as i needed the loo to **** in.
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But womens toilets are all cubicles!!!

I fully support cubicle only mixed sex toilets! No more urinals, and men and women using the same loos!
 
What's wrong with wanting some privacy? I pee alone at home, I do the same when I'm out. I don't have another man standing next to me when I pee at home.
 
compboyo said:
i cnat pee when I stand next to other dudes in pub toilets etc...its a mental blokc...and I have a nice pakage so I aint shy, though when Im drunk it does often shrivel up small lmao.

Anyway this is kinda gay but i was in a pub recently and alone in toilet so i do a pee then this big dude comes in and stands next to me whips out his johnson and starts peeing and i kid you not it was liek 10 inches flaccid. I was like wtf. I dunno why I glanced but tbh I was in awe. I aint seen many cocks IRL by choice but man this thing was huge.
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:eek:

Prefer a cubicle as you can dab after.
 
I use both but only use the cubilcles if the urinals are full


does anyone have the unwritten rule that there should be a 1 urinal gap between each bloke?

I find it a bit weird when you're having a pee and someone uses the urinal directly adjacent even if there's plenty of other ones they could use lol
 
Cubicle every time, used to use urinals until i used them whilst wearing shorts once and realised just how much splash back hits your own legs. And yes i "power waz" but i can't do anything about that as it's just how it comes out. And i always lift the seat, if it's dirty i use my foot.
 
JBuk said:
I use both but only use the cubilcles if the urinals are full


does anyone have the unwritten rule that there should be a 1 urinal gap between each bloke?

I find it a bit weird when you're having a pee and someone uses the urinal directly adjacent even if there's plenty of other ones they could use lol
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There should always be a one urinal gap, it's part of the unwritten rules such as eyes straight ahead and no talking.
 
JBuk said:
I use both but only use the cubilcles if the urinals are full


does anyone have the unwritten rule that there should be a 1 urinal gap between each bloke?

I find it a bit weird when you're having a pee and someone uses the urinal directly adjacent even if there's plenty of other ones they could use lol
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This rule should be adhered to at all times. Also, cross-conversation is not permitted - you may speak to others while waiting, or others while peeing, but if you're peeing you may not converse with someone waiting to pee and vice-versa. It's in the man code somewhere.
 
I use the urinals if they're free, and the cubical if not.

I do not understand the following -

1 - Giving a crap if you're standing next to someone, obviously I avoid being directly next to someone if I can, but who actually cares? Maybe if you've got a tiny willy or something?

2 - Needing 'a dab' afterwards. Erm, maybe some people have a different peeing mechanism, but when I'm done, I'm done.

3 - Not lifting up the toilet seat. You've already opened, closed and locked the door to the cubical, so you're going to wash your hands anyway, right? MTFU and stop ****ing on the toilet seat.

4 - no one has mentioned it yet, but I know they're out there. Sitters. Those disgusting freaks need putting down.
 
Far more importantly, when you enter a toilet and there are only 3 urinals and no one else is in there, do you troll and stand at the middle one, thereby preventing anyone else from using the other two urinals without them breaking the code of conduct of urinals, or do you go to one of the ones at the end?

Deadbeat said:
This rule should be adhered to at all times. Also, cross-conversation is not permitted - you may speak to others while waiting, or others while peeing, but if you're peeing you may not converse with someone waiting to pee and vice-versa. It's in the man code somewhere.
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I take it one step further. If phallus is in hand, the mouth stays shut. I will not talk to anyone while they or I am peeing. For no other reason that "Dude, I/you have my/your **** out. there should be no talking". As soon as Todge Jnr is tucked away then conversation can continue.

Strangely I couldn't give a crap in the locker room. Maybe its because its not in use while I'm getting changed.

What I cannot understand is how in an office building full of adult men there is still sometimes pee on the seat in a cubicle. And sometimes not just a little bit. I mean, wtf were you doing to not only not lift the seat up, but to miss so wildly that it looks like there is more on the seat than you actually got in that MASSIVE hole.
 
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