Splinter :D

Frenzy · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:10

hayley86 said:
I would like to know about what foreign objects have ended up in peoples bodies and how?

Mrs Seabiscuit · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:15

twist3d0n3 said:
well that's ****ing boring compared to what i was thinking...

LOL

valkia · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:17

was in year 2 and some guy stabbed me in the finger with a pencil, the graphite broke out into my finger - teacher didn't even take it out and just put a plaster over. Now my finger is a pencil.

Vonhelmet · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:19

valkia said:
was in year 2 and some guy stabbed me in the finger with a pencil, the graphite broke out into my finger - teacher didn't even take it out and just put a plaster over. Now my finger is a pencil.

When I was a lad - about 4 or 5 - I got a thorn stuck in the sole of my foot. I've still got a lump there. Never got round to having it removed. My body has just grown some skin over it.

Sunbed · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:21

valkia said:
was in year 2 and some guy stabbed me in the finger with a pencil, the graphite broke out into my finger - teacher didn't even take it out and just put a plaster over. Now my finger is a pencil.

Now you just need someone to stab your knuckle with an eraser, and your thumb with a sharpener for the complete set.

Skillmister · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:23

Joined: Sep 2008

Posts: 16

Mind: Blown

Sunbed · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:27

Also what is this symbol called ` ???

I only know it as a retarded apostrophe, or just "console button".

Mrs Seabiscuit · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:27

i knew someone once who actually decided to staple their hand much blood and screaming ensued.

Sunbed · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:30

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Tolmekian · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:31

I was having trouble going to the toilet so visited my GP and they found this up there. No idea how that happened tbh.

MeEsH BaKkA · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:32

Skillmister said:
Joined: Sep 2008

Posts: 16

Mind: Blown

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Participant · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:47

RIP Ryan Dunn

Mrs Seabiscuit · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:51

is that x-ray real and what is it?? it sounds painful whatever the obstruction

Participant · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:52

Ryan Dunn inserted a toy car into his anus.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:53

oh god thats horrible

Gilly · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:54

Robbie G said:
Ryan Dunn inserted a toy car into his anus.

Why?

Sunbed · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:55

Don't knock it till ya tried it tbh

DJMK4 · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:56

Gilly said:
Why?

Probably for an episode of Jackass I would imagine

Participant · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:56

Gilly said:
Why?

Because MTV paid him lots of money to.

GravyMonster · 29 Sep 2011 at 16:57

DJMK4 said:
Probably for an episode of Jackass I would imagine

Jackass The Movie IIRC.