Lordsralan's Young Apprentice - Mondays on BBC1

ic1male · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:01

It's started! And what a load of toffs already with the Scousers to balance it out.

Nvidiot · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:10

Who's lordsralan?

ringo747 · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:10

2 minutes in and I already want to slap most of them.

Harry 'I'm as gay as christmas' M is the worst. What an arse! The one with the retarded accent is well annoying too.

But come on the big Norn Iron lad!

ic1male · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:10

Nvidiot said:
Who's lordsralan?

lolwhut

Nvidiot · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:11

ic1male said:
lolwhut

Your thread title, should that be Lord Sugar? or Lord Alan sugar?

ic1male · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:13

Nvidiot said:
Your thread title, should that be Lord Sugar? or Lord Alan sugar?

Are you new to the Apprentice perchance?

It started years ago as Sir Alan Sugar's nick - Sralan. Because the candidates rolled it off the tongue so quick. Sir Alan, SirAlan, Sralan.

Then he became a Lord. So now his nick is Lordsralan.

ringo747 · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:16

The wee man in the cream suit is funny!

Nvidiot · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:16

ic1male said:
Are you new to the Apprentice perchance?

It started years ago as Sir Alan Sugar's nick - Sralan. Because the candidates rolled it off the tongue so quick. Sir Alan, SirAlan, Sralan.

Then he became a Lord. So now his nick is Lordsralan.

I cant find any reference to that as a nickname.

ic1male · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:16

Nvidiot said:
I cant find any reference to that as a nickname.

Oh for goodness sake. It's MY nickname, all right?

Hastarius · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:25

ringo747 said:
The wee man in the cream suit is funny!

Nice edit, guess it helps to know how old they are before you open your mouth

Do you think they'd allow the kids to sell their ice cream on a rainy/cold day? Or do you think they wait for a warm day?

ringo747 · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:27

Bifröst said:
Nice edit, guess it helps to know how old they are before you open your mouth

Do you think they'd allow the kids to sell their ice cream on a rainy/cold day? Or do you think they wait for a warm day?

Norn Iron guy is an embarrassment.

ic1male · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:28

That black girl (Gmbo or something) is going to be the one to hate, methinks.

LMAO. "Do you want some sprinkles?" "Oh, yes!" "They're 50p extra." "Oh no!"

ringo747 · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:32

ic1male said:
That black girl (Gmbo or something) is going to be the one to hate, methinks.

A scary beast indeed.

Harry M is an obnoxious weed.

quickshot89 · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:56

You could tell who was going to get the cold finger

ic1male · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:57

Yeah, but I was surprised at the girls' win. They seemed to have cocked it up totally.

Hastarius · 24 Oct 2011 at 21:58

Ohhhhhh they got rid of P Diddy

He was the only one who seemed like he would stir up trouble with his **** lies. 'Ere blud ya want some ice cream n ting'

I quite liked him though, a lot of the lads all seem very samey and boring.

gettothechopper · 24 Oct 2011 at 22:02

how big was that gold watch ! he couldnt stop flashing it in front of the camera!

ringo747 · 24 Oct 2011 at 22:06

Pity about that. He seemed a nice kid and was funny. I think the bigger guys bullied him a bit.

James the big turd from NI is such a blouse. As is the poofy one. How kids can be so annoying at 16/17 is amazing.

Hastarius · 24 Oct 2011 at 22:46

ringo747 said:
Pity about that. He seemed a nice kid and was funny. I think the bigger guys bullied him a bit.

James the big turd from NI is such a blouse. As is the poofy one. How kids can be so annoying at 16/17 is amazing.

For what essentially was a selling task, he sold the least. Lord Sugar lets people dig their own graves by letting them boast about how great they are or how much they sold before dropping the A-bomb and telling them how much they individually sold.

As soon as he tells them that, they all jump on the weakest seller. That NI chap only sold about £6? more then him and he had a pirate costume on which is more eye catching so you'd be more likely to grab the attention of potential customers but he didn't even try to put on an piratey accent or roleplay a bit 'Hi I'm Captain Vanilla, would you like some Ice Cream?' NO! **** OFF :mad:

Plus the girls had a better location, it looked warmer/sunnier where they were and there were plenty more people.

I don't know why I watch the show as it frustrates me a little bit, maybe I just like watching kids getting shot down by a grumpy old man

Demoniser · 24 Oct 2011 at 22:47

I'm just watching this on the iplayer and it's making me snigger already.