Office stinks of fox urine...

bloodiedathame · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:49

I work in an office inside a warehouse/workshop, it's a bit dilapidated and foxes are able to get into the building via various gaps and the cat-flap. Our office stays locked so they can't get in here directly but they are definitely getting into the building as we've chased them out countless times.

I'm sat at my desk now and it absolutely reaks of urine, my guess is they are wazzing all around the outside of the office. It's actually making me feel nauseous, and to be honest I'm pretty ****ed off that I have to work in these conditions.

Surely environmental health would have something to say about my working conditions, is it worth calling them? Also, any idea what the hell nullifies the stench?

flibbage0 · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:51

Pee in a bucket and place it near the entrance/exits so next time the fox thinks of coming in they will be scared.

Participant · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:52

bloodiedathame said:
Also, any idea what the hell nullifies the stench?

Dog poo.

Also have you tried contacting your local hunt? They specialise in this stuff.

Cosimo · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:54

Robbie G said:
Dog poo.

Also have you tried contacting your local hunt? They specialise in this stuff.

Hunts in a warehouse. Definitely the way forward.

AntiHeroUK · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:54

BigBoy · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:55

your own pee or leave lots of orange peel around it has the same affect.

Psycho Sonny · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:55

why does your office have a cat flap?

take it up with your manager, thats what they are there for.

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Oct 2011 at 10:59

Buy 3 ferrets.

Cosimo · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:05

[FnG]magnolia;20403756 said:
Buy 3 ferrets.

I suppose one will need the protection of the other two.

sambobjammin · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:08

Whats all this? We are computer nerds! surely the answer is to build a mechanical fox to destroy or at least out-wee this organic fox?

FosterK · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:09

Psycho Sonny said:
why does your office have a cat flap?

take it up with your manager, thats what they are there for.

For the office cat, I assume. :confused:

flibbage0 · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:10

FosterK said:
For the office cat, I assume.

Hang on the solution is to get an office fox.

Just make sure it doesn't you know what with the other foxes

Otherwise you will get baby foxes.

fieldy · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:11

This TBH

Smelly!

Participant · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:16

I must say I was always under the impression that wazzing meant masturbating. If this is the case then these are no normal foxes and you should call in professionals.

B@Th*nG · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:18

get a dog

B@

B@Th*nG · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:19

Robbie G said:
I must say I was always under the impression that wazzing meant masturbating. If this is the case then these are no normal foxes and you should call in professionals.

so when anybody has ever said to you that they're "going for a waz" you genuinely believed they were going to the toilet to knock one out?

B@

twisteddefekt · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:20

flibbage0 said:
Pee in a bucket and place it near the entrance/exits so next time the fox thinks of coming in they will be scared.

+1 got to mark your territory

RopAyy · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:21

A mechanical hounds and ride a toy horse with a paintball gun!

Energizer Bunny · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:23

Invest in a skunk

Participant · 26 Oct 2011 at 11:25

B@Th*nG said:
so when anybody has ever said to you that they're "going for a waz" you genuinely believed they were going to the toilet to knock one out?

B@

I don't remember anyone saying that to me tbh. Although I'm amused that you thought that your scenario was more likely than the possibility that people around me just don't use that word.