I've had eleven pints of Stella (full fat)...

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How much have you had? I've actually only had 10 and a half pints (half a pint left, but going...going......going.......)

That's it really. What a crap post. At least I won't regret it upon the morrow.......

Oh bugger..:(:o:o:confused::eek::mad::eek::eek:
 
After 2 pints I start vomiting uncontrollably and chatting up ladies who explicitly told me before to "stay away you creep"
 
We all have our vices. I've had a curly wurly, a caramel bar and one of those bars of crispy white chocolate from the Co-Op D: Most people have binge drinking, I sugar binge :D
 
That's nothing, I have just dunked my way through half a packet of chocolate digestives, now that is ultimate will power.

I know you are reading this with a look of absolute respect, don't hand me the master of the universe baton just yet though as the rest of the packet is sitting next to me, good thing I can't be assed to actually go and make another cuppa........yet!
 
12 pints of Stella = 12 x 5% x 0.568 = 34 units. That's almost a litre of vodka. Not bad going. Most I could manage is probably 20 units.

12 = number of pints
5 = percentage of alcohol
0.568 = pint (in terms of litres)
 
Your talking crap!! I'm a heavy drinker and 11 pints of Stella would make me less coherent than you. Your either massively fat or lying, but seeing as your favourite sport is pie eating, I'm going to assume your a tubster. Stop running away from the truth tubster, like you do those salads.
 
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11 pints?! That's almost one and a half gallons, or 381 cubic inches!

How is it possible to drink this much volume of fluid and not die? :eek:
 
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