I've had eleven pints of Stella (full fat)...
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Nope - happily (?) married with one beautiful and gorgeous girl
Alcoholic and happily married?
Only if your wife doesn't give a **** about you and is waiting for you to die so the mortgage is paid off and she can move the neighbour in.
11 pints?! That's almost one and a half gallons, or 381 cubic inches!
How is it possible to drink this much volume of fluid and not die?
there becomes a point when it comes out faster than it can go in
11 pints of Stella and:
1) OP can still spell and form sentences
2) OP hasn't been arrested yet
3) OP hasn't uncontrollably vomited everywhere
I call shenanigans.
More like 4 pints of Stella. Either that or OP has the bodyweight of King Kong.
1) OP can still spell and form sentences
2) OP hasn't been arrested yet
3) OP hasn't uncontrollably vomited everywhere
I call shenanigans.
More like 4 pints of Stella. Either that or OP has the bodyweight of King Kong.
I've been drinking ~10 pints of Stella every night for the last 15 years. Ask my binman. He'll tell you.
It's amazing what the human body can do with a spell checker.
I want to stop now. Don't say 'Oooh, you can't have has more than 3 pints, because that's all I can have (and I'm a virgin) blah blah blah'.
I've had 11 pints of Stella (as I have had most nights) and I could do with stopping.
(FWIW - you're all just jealous I've had 11 pints and can still type. Losers
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It's amazing what the human body can do with a spell checker.
I want to stop now. Don't say 'Oooh, you can't have has more than 3 pints, because that's all I can have (and I'm a virgin) blah blah blah'.
I've had 11 pints of Stella (as I have had most nights) and I could do with stopping.
(FWIW - you're all just jealous I've had 11 pints and can still type. Losers
)OP is king kong.
Or you have the body weight of a stunted mouse
Dare I enquire as to what a 'hand shandy' is?
Or you have the body weight of a stunted mouse
5' 11" and 14 stone dead on.
6 pints of Stella is my limit, and I like a few pints.
Given that there's about 250cal in a pint of Stella I'm still calling shinanigans. That's the OPs entire daily energy intake in strong lager. If you've been doing that for the last 10 years you should be dead or on your second liver.
3 cans of stella over the evening, just really like stella occasionally. Especially as I never seem to drink out side of football or the odd friday evening.
Oh and 10 or 11 stella's is possible, just tend to be the most interesting person after them... aka out cold
Oh and 10 or 11 stella's is possible, just tend to be the most interesting person after them... aka out cold
Well - I'm still here.
My intake of beer has dropped off recently - not been able to face it, but please - don't call me a liar.
I eat chuff all, I drink too much, good for you that you're not addicted.
Just because you retards can't spell/talk coherently after a skin full doesn't means we all can't. Dullards.
My intake of beer has dropped off recently - not been able to face it, but please - don't call me a liar.
I eat chuff all, I drink too much, good for you that you're not addicted.
Just because you retards can't spell/talk coherently after a skin full doesn't means we all can't. Dullards.
Im drinking baileys... I have no idea why
Probably because that's all you have left in the house?