I saw this joke earlier today hope u like
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in
New York City, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes
of the
men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may
choose
any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a
husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and
love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord,and love
kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord,love kids, and
are
extremely good
looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feel s
compelled to keep
going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord,love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012to
this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
Made me smile
So true
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in
New York City, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes
of the
men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may
choose
any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a
husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and
love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord,and love
kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord,love kids, and
are
extremely good
looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feel s
compelled to keep
going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord,love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012to
this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
Made me smile
So true
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