Advice required: I'm giving up trying to be a dentist

[Nate Silvers]

I just do not have the patients.

Wooow terrible.

 

[Ahleckz]

What goes: knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock? Trick or Treaters at Jimmy Saville's door.

 

[pingwing]

Ban OP

 

[Daze]

One of the worst I've heard. Still got a chuckle

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Be nice. You'll hurt his fillings.

Loving the username/post combo.

 

[Killerkebab]

That just reminds me of this theatrical performance I saw on puns.

It was just a play on words.

 

[Morbius]

Can you tell the Tooth, the hole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth?

You can't handle the tooth!

 

[Supercow]

Two Goldfish are in a tank.

The one turns to the other and says: " How the *%^$ do you drive this thing"

 

[lookitsjonno]

I had to brace myself for that one

 

[Morbius]

Two Goldfish are in a tank.

The one turns to the other and says: " How the *%^$ do you drive this thing"

Two flies are on a piece of ****. One farts and the other one says, "Hey! I'm eating here."

 

[Supercow]

Two flies are on a piece of ****. One farts and the other one says, "Hey! I'm eating here."

Sat in an office, I just had a piece of apple pop out of my nose because of that one - thanks.

 

[darael]

The sad thing is that there are actually decent dentists giving up these days.

 

[Maccy]

Nice bit of clean humour I suppose.