Ear sex?
What's this got to do with Essex?
Ear sex?
Been up vomitting all night/day and need something to cheer me up...anything!
Wow what a coincidence!
Last night I started getting severe chest pain on the left hand side, difficulty breathing and had a huge swelling. This monrning I was caughing up blood and still in pain.
Just got back from A+E .... I haz pneumonia
I have a really high dose of Amoxicillin and some anti inflamotary tablets to take for 5 days and it will go away.
A huge swelling with a chest infection...where?
And if you're continually coughing up blood you have bigger problems than a simple pneumonia
simple pneumonia (unless it's one of maybe three atypical pathogens including TB). Firstly and foremost they'd be keeping you in hospital for a thorough series of tests.
I thought this was about cheering some guy up, not telling someone else they've been misdiagnosed.
A joke:
Q: Why did the pigeon cross the road
A: To rob the bank