Xmas Presents Under £50

ristac · 8 Nov 2011 at 12:51

It's that time of year again where the kids and family ask what you want for Christmas. Being a spoilt brat the things I would love are all excessive amounts but they ask for ideas and lists and I have to try my hardest to think of things for under £50. I put down the usualy DVDs, CDs, Underwear and After Shave but they then complain I ask for the same stuff each year.

So come on then, what would your Christmas list be with a single item £50 limit be?

doofer · 8 Nov 2011 at 12:51

Fleshlight.

randal · 8 Nov 2011 at 12:52

doofer said:
Fleshlight.

Maccapacca · 8 Nov 2011 at 12:57

Fleshlight.

Scrutinize · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:01

On the same theme.

magic hands

We (housemates) bought these for a mate 12 years ago and he still has them on display in his lounge.

hellarda · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:01

doofer said:
Fleshlight.

Devrij · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:02

The man has a point, whether he meant it or not. Send the missus a link to lovehoney and tell her to get creative. 50 quid will buy you some crazy sex, and also lots of fun stuff to try with your wife from lovehoney.

From the kids, what about something you can do (together?)? Like a day out on quad bikes or go carts, or even a day at a luxury spa where some hot girl can massage your bum.

I'm in the same boat tbh, photography and pc components are never cheap enough for presents. I did get some gentle typhoons in my stocking the other year though

Ahleckz · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:03

Scrutinize said:
On the same theme.

magic hands

We (housemates) bought these for a mate 12 years ago and he still has them on display in his lounge.

What are they? Link please.

Jay794 · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:07

iwantoneofthose.com

Scrutinize · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:09

Ahleckz said:
What are they? Link please.

Link not suitable, basically vibrating hand prosthetics along the same theme as fleshlights.

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:09

Ahleckz said:
What are they? Link please.

I'm trying to work out what they are.

Cosimo · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:11

Scrutinize said:
Link not suitable, basically vibrating hand prosthetics along the same theme as fleshlights.

Sort of like a hand *****?

Ahleckz · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:13

Scrutinize said:
Link not suitable, basically vibrating hand prosthetics along the same theme as fleshlights.

LOL. Fair enough. Haha.

Scrutinize · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:16

I seem to recal them being about £30 and that was then.

^TANK^ · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:17

How about a Hitler doll suitable for all the family?

http://imageshack.us

ash_scotland88 · 8 Nov 2011 at 13:20

Partner and I are on budgets of £50 this year. Last year we splashed out, over £200 each.
I am jobless and he's now renting and struggles a bit anyway. Hopefully it'll be more thoughtful and stuff wanting or needing for a while but over looked due to being a "cheap" present are the tactics this year.
For example for him there's a dvd he wants that HMV never has. I've been needing a new hairdrier for over a year now, but never bothered with, he let that one slip but to me it's really thoughtful and no doubt something I'd never get round to replacing since it still works, just cuts out after a bit.

But I can imagine me going over it as I love to spoil him! =[

BombayMix · 8 Nov 2011 at 14:23

Check me steam and Amazon wish list

Howerver, most stuff I really want I buy, so I have to make a note to not buy stuff.

And yeah it games, books, dvd and music. Nothing too exciting.

utajoker · 8 Nov 2011 at 14:29

i would go with fleshlight.

doodah · 8 Nov 2011 at 14:36

Why is it so hard to get a serious answer on OcUK

?

PS - check out notonthehighstreet.co.uk - got some nice stuff there last year.

Freefaller · 8 Nov 2011 at 14:48

I genuinely do not know what I want which is causing no end of consternation for those that want to get me something!

Xmas Presents Under £50

Tea Drinker