I've just eaten a greenfly!!

[haaammit]

A slightly toasted greenfly has just fallen out of my desk spotlight. For a laugh, I thought I'd eat it

It wasn't too bad - a bit crispy and the wings were a bit chewy, but the whole thing tasted a bit eggy

I'd do it again, I think. I had some cheese afterwards, to try and hide the texture/taste.

Anyone else done anything quite as stupendously stupid?

 

[Hyburnate]

Troll or Mad man? >_<

 

[EdGey]

Can't say I do to be honest...

 

[Biohazard]

Anyone else done anything quite as stupendously stupid?

Reading the entire post after your initial sentence. Sadly.

 

[Mark A]

No but a swallowed a fly when I was on my bike once. It went straight to the back of my throat at like 100mph and was stuck there. I couldn't cough it up so I had to swallow it .

 

[davethe11]

I knew an old lady that swallowed a fly, don't know why

 

[ChroniC]

How can you taste something that's about 3mm long.

 

[Globul]

Hmmmmmmm, I smell bridges

 

[Thorper]

How can you taste something that's about 3mm long.

Ask your missus.


Hiyooo!

 

[Hyburnate]

How can you taste something that's about 3mm long.

How big is espresso, you can still take the effect of that

Thats why I'm still awake D:

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Wow chill out Bear Grylls

 

[Cleeecooo]

Who changed kwerks name?

 

[shoes]

Ask your missus.


Hiyooo!

ding dong!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Isn't the OP the 12 pints of Stella a night guy?

 

[King Damager]

No but a swallowed a fly when I was on my bike once. It went straight to the back of my throat at like 100mph and was stuck there. I couldn't cough it up so I had to swallow it .

Do this about once a week... It's not even a big deal...

http://www.fda.gov/food/guidancecom...on/guidancedocuments/sanitation/ucm056174.htm

COCOA BEANS Mold
(MPM-V18) More than 4% of beans by count are moldy
Insect filth
(MPM-V18) More than 4% of beans by count are insect-infested including insect-damaged
Insect filth and/or mold More than 6% of beans by count are insect-infested or moldy
NOTE: Level differs when both filth and mold are present
Mammalian excreta
(MPM-V18) Average of 10 mg or more mammalian excreta per pound
DEFECT SOURCE: Mold - post harvest infection, Insect infested/damaged - post harvest and/or processing insect infestation, Mammalian excreta - post harvest and/or processing animal contamination
SIGNIFICANCE: Aesthetic, Potential health hazard - may contain mycotoxin producing fungi




COCOA POWDER PRESS CAKE Insect filth
(AOAC 965.38) Average of 75 or more insect fragments per subsample of 50 grams when 6 subsamples are examined
OR
Any 1 subsample contains 125 or more insect fragments
Rodent filth
(AOAC 965.38) Average in 6 or more subsamples is 2 or more rodent hairs per subsample of 50 grams
OR
Any 1 subsample contains 4 or more rodent hairs
Shell
(AOAC 968.10-970.23) 2% or more shell calculated on the basis of alkali-free nibs.
DEFECT SOURCE: Insect fragments - post harvest and/or processing insect infestation, Rodent hair - post harvest and/or processing contamination with animal hair or excreta, Shell - processing contamination
SIGNIFICANCE: Aesthetic

Everything you eat has bugs in it.

kd

 

[mrk]

Everything you eat has bugs in it.

kd

And there are thousands of bugs eating you throughout the day as well!

 

[Globul]

Every one has teeny tiny parasites on their eyelashes, eating away at the dead skin coming off your eyelids

 

[ringo747]

I hope you have made a will.

 

[Things change I've changed]

Isn't the OP the 12 pints of Stella a night guy?

Perhaps the kebab shop was to far.

 

[mattyfez]

Every one has teeny tiny parasites on their eyelashes, eating away at the dead skin coming off your eyelids

I welcome my eyelash parasites eating my dead skin - keep up the good work boys!