Friday joke of the day

[Metalface Mark]

Obviously im aware its more than likely a repost, ban etc

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

 

[True_Scotsman]

Hehe got a smile from me

 

[J86]

 

[Craig1981]

Not another one! Let me out of here!

 

[davethe11]

right up my street

 

[Metalface Mark]

Hehe got a smile from me

Some kid told me it on halloween, it was the only one that actually made me laugh out loud

 

[Cosimo]

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Lady Gaga scared the **** out of the chicken.




I'm crossing the road now as well........

 

[Redz]

2008 called, they want their joke back.

 

[RopAyy]

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Lady Gaga scared the **** out of the chicken.




I'm crossing the road now as well........

 

[MooMoo444]

I think Joseph's best man told this joke at his wedding to Mary.

 

[Skillmister]

 

[Bunka]

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.

So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.

 

[Fred]

Dont forget to kick him down the stairs shouting "This is Sparta!"

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Joke #1

Joke #2

 

[gillywibble]

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Pull her plonker?

 

[Shayper]

I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

 

[redeye_uk]

What has 2 wings and a halo?






A chinese telephone.

 

[Fred]

 

[citizenx13]

Poker face ..... Got a lol from me

 

[MooMoo444]

I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

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