moments in your life that would make david beckham envious

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david beckham, great role model, multi millionaire, married to a pop star(!) captained the national football team, fast cars, flash suits etc

but has he ever eaten a kebab for breakfast or done a sub 1:10 on ghost valley 1 on the super nintendo

i doubt it very much! i have and it was nothing short of EPIC
 
I get to sleep with a different women every single weekend (ok, I don't actually. But I can give it a go if I wanted to)
 
david beckham, great role model
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I stopped reading there.
 
I'd love to read your answer to why he isn't a great role model..

Easy! He is not exactly well educated, he is dull and I don't really think footballers should be looked up on, how many parents would want their kids to give up on an academia to take a punt at football?
He may be talented, but that does not mean he should be a role model.
 
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He did, except it was your mum's kebab and the sub 1:10 was how long it took to get her off.

OOF.
 
Easy! He is not exactly well educated, he is dull and I don't really think footballers should be looked up on, how many parents would want their kids to give up on an academia to take a punt at football?
He may be talented, but that does not mean he should be a role model.

Terrible answer. His "punt" in football was the result of a lot of hard work (I doubt many people have worked harder than him), and has earned him a fortune whilst being very well respected by most people (okay maybe not you).

I'm more impressed by what Becks has done to achieve what he has in his life than a lot of better educated people I know (including me).
 
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