***** The Official Fifa 12 Thread *****
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I'm normal I just hate Gervinho
I can't believe you called him rubbish in real life. 2 goals and 5 assists in 9 league starts. And what a legend:
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What's wrong with Gervinho's head? He looks like he's wearing a swimming cap with spaghetti on top.
But you watch him and... he's just not good enough. Technically he's not a good footballer, he just accidentally stumbls his way forward.
It's because he's receding so far back that his middle parting starts basically on the top of his head. I personally find it hilarious.
It's a great shout that.
he looks like one of those Playdo men, where you'd push them and Playdo would come out of the top of their head! Except a couple of the holes have been blocked.
It's quite possibly the worst barnet ever.
Looks like he's just always had a fivehead?
Strange photo that...he looks vaguely normal!
[edit : lol, when searching for Gervinho on google, the 4 lines that come up are "Gervinho Arsenal", "Gervinho Hair", "Gervinho Forehead" and "Gervinho Hairline"]
Forget RVP, get Bendtner he's better.
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Learning how to do tricks. Did a bunch of tricks with Ronny and scored a goal. It doesn't show the whole build up but basically I ran a player down the wing, did a fancy turn, turned to goal and then thats where the video starts.
http://www.ea.com/soccer/videos/ugc/103346179
http://www.ea.com/soccer/videos/ugc/103346179
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Is Bendtner any good on fifa 12? (serious question)
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That's simply not true! He's 24 years old, not the finished article and not really in his peak years, he'll improve and it's a strange league for him too. You can't argue with his numbers no matter how rubbish you think he is.
LOL
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i always send gg, you can ask mufc mark, and i have always told him he played well, and i told him which of his players played well, found hard to beat, so he gets some knowledge too on how hard his squad is to beat in certain areas.
i dont like fabiano/anelka with lower than 99 fitness, due to their pace being so crap, it makes a world of difference.
if you want i can promise not to score any headers? apart from at corners and free kicks.
i'll be on after half 5ish.
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I'm off out now and won't be back until 7:30 - 8:00. I don't mind playing you, I don't even care if I win or lose, it's simply another player to play against as there aren't that many OcUK-ers on the PS3. What bothers me is the potential that you'll act like an absolute clown after the game. Keep it civil and I have no problem win or lose.
That's simply not true! He's 24 years old, not the finished article and not really in his peak years, he'll improve and it's a strange league for him too. You can't argue with his numbers no matter how rubbish you think he is.
Didn't Arshavin get like 10 goals and 10 assists last year despite being fat, lazy and terrible? I just think Gervinho looks absolute pants from what I've seen.
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Think his assists were in the double figures and he doesn't get that much pitch time so he's gonna look rusty. He did incredibly well seeing as Wenger bought a central player and then threw them on the wing. He looks lazy because he doesn't run for 90 minutes, it's the same with people calling Berbatov lazy just because he doesn't run around like a headless chicken proper English style for 90 minutes.
He played very well in the Carling Cup game the other week, played centrally, behind the striker and he did really well, probably the best performance from him since his first season, he's a good player, but you can't expect him to run the length of the pitch up and down, and you can't expect him to track back because he can't defend and isn't particularly quick. You don't want one of your better attackers sat on the edge of your box unable to get back up the pitch and join in the counter attack which is probably why he spends a lot of time walking around in the opponents third.
You've probably watched Gervinho early season when he came into a new team and a new league, not saying he's a world beater but he's going to be a very handy player and his assists at the end of the season are going to be up there with the best in the league.
Deluded.