Skyrim is causing our children to be Gay

Hahaha, there's so many wrong facts in the article. It's apparently an MMO made by Blizzard where the 'black' orcs come from Stormwind. That's just the first paragraph.
 
HAAHAHA READ THIS BIT.


" When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations."

LOL
 
I'd never seen that site before but it took less than 10 seconds on there to see it was a parody site.

I did like
When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session
 
I'll admit I got suckered, but that's only because there are so many genuinely crazy fundamentalists out there. Look at the conservative Christian base in the US for example.

It doesn't help that you have 'ordinary' people like Keith Vaz and Jack Thompson running amok and abusing their positions to spout similar nonsense to the site, with complete seriousness.
 
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