the funniest film review website ever made

Ugley_Matt · 26 Nov 2011 at 01:14

behold the majesty that is

www.capalert.com/

Christian review of films, where every little bit of sex, violence and drinking is scored down. only Mary Poppins is approved off. and where toy story has a violence rating of zero (that's very bad on their
scale)

it is totally genuine. enjoy

Mr.Fantastic · 26 Nov 2011 at 02:53

Oh god my eyes hurt.

Aedus · 26 Nov 2011 at 02:55

Is it 1995 again?

TurnipHead · 26 Nov 2011 at 02:55

How do you even find the reviews?

This is like the first website I ever created, if I was blind.

Tican · 26 Nov 2011 at 03:17

Mr.Fantastic said:
Oh god my eyes hurt.

Aedus said:
Is it 1995 again?

TurnipHead said:
How do you even find the reviews?

This is like the first website I ever created, if I was blind.

All of the above!

Edit: Found them: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm

infernox · 26 Nov 2011 at 03:55

LOL Oh no, 2fast2furious used god's name in VAIN..

OH NO. MAN THE HOLY WATER CANNON

Ugley_Matt · 26 Nov 2011 at 08:57

Even the kids films get bad marks, its amazing

[TW]Sponge · 26 Nov 2011 at 09:01

This has to be the most poorly designed website I have ever seen. For that reason, I'm out.