Dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in a song

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I'll get the ball rolling on this thread. :cool:

'hand you another drink, drink it if you can, can you spend a little time, time is drifting away'

Come on, The Wanted are one of the best, if not the best, band of all time but those lyrics are just whack. What the hell? :eek:
 
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear the most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast.

Des'ree - Life. Classic bad lyric.
 
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright?

Roy... no. Not cool. You don't go creeping into people's bedrooms like that. Weirdo.
 
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

This line really takes the biscuit though:

"You can't stop youtubing me, on repeat, running this beat"
 
its friday friday gettin down on friday everybody lookin forward to the weekend ******* in the front seat sitting in the back seat gotta make my mind up which seat shall I take blah blah blah
 
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you?
Don't you? Don't you? etc

errrmm......yes the song is about him DERP!
 
Jay1701 said:
its friday friday gettin down on friday everybody lookin forward to the weekend ******** in the front seat sitting in the back seat gotta make my mind up which seat shall I take blah blah blah
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We we we so excited.
 
I don't understand most songs these days, most of them go like this
" My brother does x or y" I have a real problem deciphering these lyrics. There is also this classic
"Me who? Please boo. Landin' in that G2 same color as beef stew, pure blue, hebrew" "
 
Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check


Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on
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Yea i ripped. But still
 
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground

And it continues...

Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band
 
vicisthebest said:
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground

And it continues...

Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band
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That is a great song though.
 
'Yes indeed I like your style, Ooh you're worth my while
Baby I'm your carpenter please let me lay your tile' Full Force - Alice


What?!
 
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Anyhting by Tinie Tempah, et al, where they put words together simply because they rhyme.

"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour,
I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord,
I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe,
I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude"

Please fully star out all swearing in future. Thank you.
 
Conscript said:
Anyhting by Tinie Tempah, et al, where they put words together simply because they rhyme.

"Yeah, They say hello, they say ‘ola and they say bonjour,
I’m ****ed i never got to fly on a concord,
I been Southampton but ive never been to Scunthorpe,
I’m ******* crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude"
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I went to see Nathan Caton the comedian and he tore Tinie Tempah apart for that exact reason. :p terrible lyrics.
 
To start with what the hell is the deal with lyrics websites not letting you copy and paste now? :confused:

Anything by the ridiculous band that is The Hoosiers:

If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers
If we catch a criminal
When we catch a criminal
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers
Cops and robbers
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Goodbye Mr. A,
You promised you would love us, but you knew too much,
Goodbye Mr. A,
You had all the answers but no human touch,
Your life is subtraction,
Your number is up,
Your love is a fraction,
It's not adding up
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