Dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in a song

[Mark A]

Can't believe no one has mentioned 'Alanis Morissette - Ironic'

And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

No, lrn2irony.

 

[eddiemcgarrigle]

Ah, the Presidents. From what I gather, Naked And Famous is a song about the excess of 'stars' and their strange ways. Gathering together strange items such as 30ft smurfs is a very Hollywood thing to do apparantly.

 

[boxman2000]

Ah, the Presidents. From what I gather, Naked And Famous is a song about the excess of 'stars' and their strange ways. Gathering together strange items such as 30ft smurfs is a very Hollywood thing to do apparantly.

Probably no coincidence the acronym for their band name is P.O.T. U.S.A. (pot user)

 

[hood1971]

Can't believe no one has mentioned 'Alanis Morissette - Ironic'

And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

No, lrn2irony.

You just missed the biggest irony of the song, it does not have an irony in it - and isn't that ironic

 

[SexyGreyFox]

You just missed the biggest irony of the song, it does not have an irony in it - and isn't that ironic

Amazing, I thought everybody knew this who knew the song.


Anyway, last night I was learning Cream - White Room and that was definitely wrote while on acid.

 

[krooton]

Broken promises that are like road kill
They’re on the side of the street
Concrete casualties of love

FFS!

 

[Kosmiche]

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"

**** its in my head now

 

[sinister_stu]

These lyrics take some beating in my book:

"You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable
Still they hate you, you're a vegetable
You're just a buffet, you're a vegetable
They eat off of you, you're a vegetable"

-MJ
You Gotta Be Startin' Something

 

[Kosmiche]

 

[MooMoo444]

The entire lyrics to "Afrikan Boy - Lidl"

 

[WillyNelson]

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"

**** its in my head now

Apparently that's got something to do with the jealous woman stating of her rival "I'll drop a house on the bitch! What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?!" Or so I heard Maya explain it when it were in t' hit parade.

Ah, a quick Google reveals it's sampled from Urban Discharge's 'Wanna drop a house (on that bitch)'.

 

[Deuteronomy]

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket

Fergie Big girls don't cry.

Hateful song

 

[Mark A]

You just missed the biggest irony of the song, it does not have an irony in it - and isn't that ironic

True, but that was unintentional. She even admitted in an interview .

 

[ElvisFan]

But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head

Terrible lyrics in an over-rated song.

 

[ElvisFan]

There was a little old lady, who was walkin' down the road
She was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city havin' lunch in the park
I believe that is called 'al fresco'?

When a kid came along to offer a hand
But before she had time to accept it
Hits her over the head, doesn't care if she's dead
Cause he's got all her jewelry and wallet

Wallet? WALLET?????

Women carry an ****** purse you ugly talentless whore.

 

[ElvisFan]

And so Sally can wait,
she knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away,
but don't look back in anger
I heard you say

Please, bang nails in my ears!!!!

 

[danza]

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AAAAAY MACARENA!

 

[ElvisFan]

lol

 

[stulid]

"Swager jager get some of your own" or something like that.

 

[yossi]

'she can read, she can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad'

Pity, because I actually like the song :/