Sex sells- Scatter Cushions?

GJM · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:14

Have you ever been tempted to buy something because the girl at the till was hot?

Christmas is well and truely upon us. Time for wandering aimlessly around town with a glazed look in your eyes, wondering what, out of all of this tat displayed in front of you your mother like for X-mas.

I happened upon a shop this morning full of cheap crud, novelty wine bottle holders and meadow scented blocks of organic fairtrade giftwrapped smegging soap and other detritus.

What struck me more than the myriad of festive toss was the 4 girls running the place.

2 in perticular were so cute, handing out mulled wine wearing santa hats *salivate* that I actualy went back later and bought something I really have no need for what so ever in the form of a 'Keep Calm and Carry On' scatter cushion! :confused:

This was on the tenuous theory that mum, bless her, might like it.
Which she wont.
At least thats what I told myself to justify buying it.

But really, these girls were worth it :cool:

Tell me i'm not the only bloke to have done this?

SuperTronNarwhal · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:15

Sex dont sell for me. unless theres a hot east asian selling it. Then i buy Loads. Bulks even.

Cleeecooo · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:17

You dot have to buy anythin to look at them.

nydryl · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:19

Just go to the strippers.

mrk · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:19

SuperTronNarwhal said:
Sex dont sell for me. unless theres a hot east asian selling it. Then i buy Loads. Bulks even.

If she's that hot then just offer a portable fan?

Ho ho.

AntiHeroUK · 1 Dec 2011 at 23:26

mrk said:
Ho ho.

They probably are

cheets64 · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:00

"hes back, yep he is gay"
"scatter cushions what a ******"

Did you speak to them, just do it, whats the worst that can happen.

Hades · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:03

I won't buy because of a hot girl. But I am prepared to spend twice as long at the supermarket queue to get the good looking checkout girl

GJM · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:05

I did indeed speak.

And she spoke back. About her tendancy to 'spread out' all over the counter. Her belongings and stock at that is...

I took this as being a good thing and that purchasing of useless cushion was justifiable

cheets64 · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:08

Was in MAC in Selfridges and sweet jesus, the women in their, wow. Only went in for a make over thing voucher, they all had skin tight, revealing black clothes on and make-up belts on with all sorts of brushes, was like being a opposite batman fantasy world.

GJM · 2 Dec 2011 at 00:10

And just think of the things they could do with thoes brushes...

cheets64 · 2 Dec 2011 at 01:03

GJM said:
And just think of the things they could do with thoes brushes...

Family forum

srs nothing better than a department store hostess, they ooze something

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Dec 2011 at 01:20

I don't know bro but I don't think buying scatter cushions is going to impress the checkout girl you want to impregnate.

Did you act super creepy? I bet you did! Did she look nervous?

ScarySquirrel · 2 Dec 2011 at 01:22

Scatter cushions are crap.

Mickie · 2 Dec 2011 at 01:50

the girls were worth it? did you sleep with them? or just pay for your item without a whisper and leave?

sniffy · 2 Dec 2011 at 02:28

Mickie said:
the girls were worth it? did you sleep with them? or just pay for your item without a whisper and leave?

Almost certainly the latter. How pointless.

ChrisJSY · 2 Dec 2011 at 02:51

Weak consumer *****.

AntiHeroUK · 2 Dec 2011 at 03:16

ScarySquirrel said:
Scatter cushions are crap.

Cosimo · 2 Dec 2011 at 08:36

Temptation at the till doesn’t work for me.

B@Th*nG · 2 Dec 2011 at 09:13

this is sexual predator 101

B@