how many people buy alchohol and then dont want it?

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I had a visit from my parents who came all the way from Nottingham for a two day stay.
They brought with them the christmas presents from all the family etc and some alcohol
40 bottles of various lagers
20 cans of various lagers
8 cans of pear cider
2 x 2litre bottles of pear cider
4 bottles of wine
some bottles of alcopop stuff

and I've been sitting here with an unopened can and a half drunk bottle of lager for 2 hours now!

Deep down inside I know I'll go from feeling tipsy to tired so fast it will all have just felt like a waste. I don't know how people can be stupidly drunk and not just feel like going to bed!
 
I'll quite happily get a mate to pay for a courier for it all, as they'd much rather that than having to keep feed me booze. :p

I promise I'll make good use of it/send you pictures of girls. :p
 
I'd suggest horsing one of the 2L bottles of cider, then using the empty plastic bottle as a funnel to get the 20 cans of various lager into you. Should wake you up.
 
I had a visit from my parents who came all the way from Nottingham for a two day stay.
They brought with them the christmas presents from all the family etc and some alcohol
40 bottles of various lagers
20 cans of various lagers
8 cans of pear cider
2 x 2litre bottles of pear cider
4 bottles of wine
some bottles of alcopop stuff

and I've been sitting here with an unopened can and a half drunk bottle of lager for 2 hours now!

Deep down inside I know I'll go from feeling tipsy to tired so fast it will all have just felt like a waste. I don't know how people can be stupidly drunk and not just feel like going to bed!

Noob TBH
 
I'm a student and am like this often. Not only do I not have the money to splash on boozing up, sometimes I'd rather have a nice cup of tea. Damn sight more refreshing.
 
Sometimes. I poured a mostly empty bottle of wine away yesterday because I'd opened it, had one, and then didn't fancy any afterwards. This is typical for any alcohol I drink at home as I only have the very occassional glass of wine.
 
I had a visit from my parents who came all the way from Nottingham for a two day stay.
They brought with them the christmas presents from all the family etc and some alcohol
40 bottles of various lagers
20 cans of various lagers
8 cans of pear cider
2 x 2litre bottles of pear cider
4 bottles of wine
some bottles of alcopop stuff

and I've been sitting here with an unopened can and a half drunk bottle of lager for 2 hours now!

Deep down inside I know I'll go from feeling tipsy to tired so fast it will all have just felt like a waste. I don't know how people can be stupidly drunk and not just feel like going to bed!

I know exactly what you mean. I used to be a big drinker at home. Now I really can't be bothered with it as it just makes me tired. I will have a few and even get smashed
When the occasion is right but that's gone from everynight to once a month or so. This all came about when I couldn't drink for a few weeks due to medication and I guess that just broke the cycle
 
I don't drink alcohol and have not done so for years, I make it quite clear to anyone I don't drink it, yet every Xmas someone always gets me some drink or when ever people come for dinner they bring a bottle, then when I try and get it open for them to drink they never want it. Always end up giving it away or to other for gifts.
 
I had a visit from my parents who came all the way from Nottingham for a two day stay.
They brought with them the christmas presents from all the family etc and some alcohol
40 bottles of various lagers
20 cans of various lagers
8 cans of pear cider
2 x 2litre bottles of pear cider
4 bottles of wine
some bottles of alcopop stuff

and I've been sitting here with an unopened can and a half drunk bottle of lager for 2 hours now!

Deep down inside I know I'll go from feeling tipsy to tired so fast it will all have just felt like a waste. I don't know how people can be stupidly drunk and not just feel like going to bed!

for someone from Newcastle your drinking skills are weak old man [/end darth vader voice]
 
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