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Is he retarded? 
Surely it begins at 0 when you are born and then you get really old and wrinkly and have to resort to buying creams like they have on the commercials that in all honesty, don't work. They just take your pension money from you which is kind of good as it stops you wasting it on Bingo.
He said its a common saying. Just how many retards in the world are there?
Its like saying 'the 100m race starts at 30m'. Sorry fella, but thats a 70m race then! Did math slip your mind young squire?
Anyway, after speaking to my girlfriend on the issue, I decided to do some research. Well I say research, I goggled a few things whilst eating some food and drinking whilst she was having a shower.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7733848/Happiness-begins-at-50-claims-new-research.html
I found this gem! Oh my sweet jesus! What have we here?
HAPPINESS BEGINS AT 50!
So for 50 years are we all supposed to be depressed? Science certainly thinks we are! I really dont understand how you can be happier at 50 years old. My girlfriend is really beautiful now but when we get to that age, if I stay with her (don't decide on an upgrade), she'll be a right munter. No offence but its just the truth.
Anyone else agree this is stupid? Life begins on the day you are born, not 40 years after!
Surely it begins at 0 when you are born and then you get really old and wrinkly and have to resort to buying creams like they have on the commercials that in all honesty, don't work. They just take your pension money from you which is kind of good as it stops you wasting it on Bingo.
He said its a common saying. Just how many retards in the world are there?
Its like saying 'the 100m race starts at 30m'. Sorry fella, but thats a 70m race then! Did math slip your mind young squire?
Anyway, after speaking to my girlfriend on the issue, I decided to do some research. Well I say research, I goggled a few things whilst eating some food and drinking whilst she was having a shower.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7733848/Happiness-begins-at-50-claims-new-research.html
I found this gem! Oh my sweet jesus! What have we here?
HAPPINESS BEGINS AT 50!
So for 50 years are we all supposed to be depressed? Science certainly thinks we are! I really dont understand how you can be happier at 50 years old. My girlfriend is really beautiful now but when we get to that age, if I stay with her (don't decide on an upgrade), she'll be a right munter. No offence but its just the truth.
Anyone else agree this is stupid? Life begins on the day you are born, not 40 years after!
