Your going out ritual

cheets64 · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:19

For me its a bath and shave and **** around 5pm, some scran about 6, then few drinks of alcohol while listening to some tunes, then chuck on going out clothes/watch/smelly stuff at about half 7:30 then out the door for about 8ish.

Love it

edit:

I don't always Ritualtion but when I do, I mean Ritual

Can a mod change title

Morgoth · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:22

ritualtion?

RomanNose · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:24

cheets64 said:
For me its a bath

Gay
And it takes 3 hours to get ready?
More gay.

Castiel · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:24

Shower, trim, dress, admire myself for a while.......sit on OCuk for an hour or ten waiting for the wife to finish her complex and unfathomable rituals regarding getting ready......

SuperTronNarwhal · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:25

Wake up music.

yhack · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:25

1) Go out

cheets64 · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:26

RomanNose said:
Gay
And it takes 3 hours to get ready?
More gay.

Nice soak, loosen up, deal with it.

It doesn't take me 3 hours, I could be out the door in 30 minutes, I like to chill and get in the mood.

Malevolence · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:27

Shower, talc, spray, couple of glugs of Jack, throw on the clothes, apply a dab or two of smelly stuff and then off out into the night.

RomanNose · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:28

cheets64 said:
get in the mood.

I forgot you live in Wigan, I would be the same in your shoes apart from I would probably not go out in Wigan.

peterattheboro · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:29

****, shower, shave, fap, shower the guilt away, drink, music, go out, come home with half eaten pizza, collapse, die on the sofa all next day.

neil_g · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:30

Proceed to get ready with about 10 mins before I have to leave, then spend the next hour pacing the flat waiting for other half to get ready...

:-/

Pate · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:30

Depends. Usually spontaneous so a 5 min shower, put on clothes, start drinking.

PapaLazaru · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:32

Malevolence said:
talc.

QlimaxUK · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:34

Morgoth said:
ritualtion?

OP has made up a new word, google points here (first link)

i think he means 'ritual' he just added more letters

arctine · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:34

Wtf is ritualtion?

Logsi · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:35

Stay in. Done.

Rameses · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:35

Food, 3 S's and get dressed, grab stuff and go. Get home and proceed to blast tunes with headphones on and wake up hungover and deaf.

*Moangroan* · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:37

talc....lol....do they still manufacturer that stuff

Duke · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:37

yhack said:
1) Go out

PermaBanned · 10 Dec 2011 at 19:39

arctine said:
Wtf is ritualtion?

I'm going to guess a portmanteau or 'ritual' and... erm... 'stagnation'? 'Situation'? 'Seduction'?