I am being literally targeted

Raymond Lin · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:28

Over the past month, when even I come home from work in the evening, or come home in the evening period (from shopping, pub etc). The few steps from my car to the front door and getting inside the house. I see a red laser dot shining on me/door/wall in front of me. Obviously some kid across the street thinks it is funny.

He also does when i go to the loo at night (front of the house), and I can see the red dot on the frosted glass window. Some nights as late as 1-2am in the morning.

I was hoping he would get bored so I ignored him but he still hasn't stopped.

What would the general population of GD do in my shoes?

qqg3 · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:29

Firearms squad, break down a few doors, scare the **** out of him.

PardonTheWait · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:29

Go over there and say excuse me please stop shining that light at me?

Is there any other option here?

King Damager · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:29

Install bullet proof glass. Or do something to freak him out

I'm sure GD will deliver on the freaking out....

kd

Raymond Lin · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:30

PardonTheWait said:
Go over there and say excuse me please stop shining that light at me?

Is there any other option here?

Don't know which house.

sniffy · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:30

Raymond Lin said:
What would the general population of GD do in my shoes?

I would admit defeat. He's got you good mate.

Biohazard · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:30

Aliens

Tin foil hat I'm afraid.

Cleeecooo · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:31

Cover your house in mirrors

PardonTheWait · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:31

Raymond Lin said:
Don't know which house.

Surely the red light in the window will give it away

alex24 · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:31

That's odd, I had the same with my bedroom recently from one of the local kids. Stared them out, stopped.

Raymond Lin · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:32

PardonTheWait said:
Surely the red light in the window will give it away

He is smart, only does it when my back is to him. I never see the light when I turn around.

Amp34 · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:32

Build a model Phalanx on the side wall of your house (out of Cardboard or something) and play him at his own game!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS

Nice little servo driven laser pointer in the turret would be awesome!

sniffy · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:34

Raymond Lin said:
He is smart, only does it when my back is to him. I never see the light when I turn around.

Got a video camera? Record in his likely direction when your back is to him. Go moan to his Mum if it actually bothers you.

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:34

Adopt a passive/aggressive attitude and post on computer foru -

Wait.

Jokester · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:34

Get one of those 75W torches and shine it back at him and vaporise him and the immediate vacinity?

MeEsH BaKkA · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:34

If you want to troll back, (much like the first response) find out which house it I'd coming from and anonymously tip of the police that you have seen somebody waving a gun around inside.

Failing that, get one of those spyder 3 1W lasers and show him who's boss.

Glaucus · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:35

Drop your pants and curl one out. Should put most people off.

PermaBanned · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:35

It's that guy who was in your photo a few weeks ago. Be afraid.

Biohazard · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:35

[FnG]magnolia;20767576 said:
Adopt a passive/aggressive attitude and post on computer foru -

Wait.

I was going to suggest taking a photograph of the perp and post it but the OP is being outwitted by a pranking kid it would seem so that may not work.

I say a mirror suit or a spotlight to shine in all your neighbours windows one by one..

Biohazard · 10 Dec 2011 at 23:36

MeEsH BaKkA said:
If you want to troll back, (much like the first response) find out which house it I'd coming from and anonymously tip of the police that you have seen somebody waving a gun around inside.

That plan might backfire on you, no pun intended..