I am being literally targeted

Jacob (: · 11 Dec 2011 at 00:11

cant you hide in your bedroom with the lights off and get your stunt double to go the toilet... then you can work out what house its coming from?

Then you can smash his moms pasty etc

Malevolence · 11 Dec 2011 at 00:11

What you need is a small island, a mirror that can track the sun and a Solex unit. You'll also need a dwarf manservant for the full effect.

UncleRuckus · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:10

Use a mirror and return to sender.

Failing that; hack his family to pieces, that'll learn'em.

UncleRuckus · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:14

Actually do you think it could be one of those cat deterrents which makes a high pitched noise when the laser is crossed?

Angilion · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:15

Cover the front of your house in PV panels and thank him for the free electricity.

arctine · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:17

Jacob (: said:
cant you hide in your bedroom with the lights off and get your stunt double to go the toilet... then you can work out what house its coming from?

Then you can smash his moms pasty etc

+1 to smashing the Mum's pasty

Castiel · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:19

Nuke him from Orbit......

gord · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:21

Kids watched Terminator 2 and thinks you're freaking out by having the laser sight pointing at you.

Find kids house.

Pour mercury through his letterbox while shouting for "Sarah Connor"

Zero Pope · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:25

Amp34 said:
Build a model Phalanx on the side wall of your house (out of Cardboard or something) and play him at his own game!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS

Nice little servo driven laser pointer in the turret would be awesome!

Opened link, saw this.

If I was the kid I'd be bricking it too!

Ricochet J · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:33

Only Raymond Lin has issues like this.

valkynaz · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:34

This thread is hilarious!

I'm guessing if you smoke you could light up in a lowly lit room when you suspect he will shine the laser and you should be able to see the general direction of the laser from the smoke.

King Damager · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:39

Hmm with your camera stuff could you set up a laser activated camera or something crazy?

kd

[TW]Sponge · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:41

Raymond Lin said:
Don't know which house.

I'll stand outside your house and see where it's coming from. Will go and 'have a word'.

I'm being serious.

Efour · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:45

how does he know when you are in the toilet.....

sexy,

Raymond Lin · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:47

Efour2 said:
how does he know when you are in the toilet.....

sexy,

I turn the light on?

Raymond Lin · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:48

[TW]Sponge;20768283 said:
I'll stand outside your house and see where it's coming from. Will go and 'have a word'.

I'm being serious.

Lets call that Plan B?

FosterK · 11 Dec 2011 at 01:55

The only responsible thing to do would be to buy the biggest and most powerful commercially available laser and do battle.

sniffy · 11 Dec 2011 at 02:38

Zero Pope said:

I really wish they would stop showing her pic for the appeal. I've been subjected to it for months and I still haven't got used to it

[TW]Sponge · 11 Dec 2011 at 02:40

Raymond Lin said:
Lets call that Plan B?

lol no worries, my number is on FB if you need a hand

Caseh · 11 Dec 2011 at 03:49

sniffy said:
I really wish they would stop showing her pic for the appeal. I've been subjected to it for months and I still haven't got used to it

I saw that for the first time when I was searching for a model, and was a little...Well I **** my pants. :eek: