Unbelievable Laziness

Nitefly

Nitefly

Nitefly

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I woke up about 20 minutes ago to discover that last night I had somehow inserted several safety razors into my brain. Every twist and turn is equivalent of an eternity in hell - this needed remedying fast.

The medicine cabinet in my house is perhaps 10m away - it could be in Timbucktoo from my perspective. Like the champion I am, I used my mobile phone to call the house phone and after a brief negotiation ("you don't understand, I REALLY need you to") I arranged and recieved a delivery of paracetamol and ibuprofen to my bedside, along with 2 pints of water.

When the last time you displayed such gallant behaviour?
 
1st post to end all first posts. :D


I'm lucky in that I don't get hangovers. However, since I've been without alcohol for 4 days now, I feel quite lethargic in the morning now. :(
 
I do it all the time when struck down with the dreaded man flu.

My friend actually rings for cups of tea daily, from upstairs.
I haven't managed to get the technique for this one yet :/
 
An exciting update - my tried and tested courier service has proved fruitful once again. This time I recieved toast with jam and a large cup of tea.

I CANNOT BE STOPPED.
 
Legend!!!

I'm single so I get nothing, although shouting teeaaaa! in a high pitched voice enough gets one bought to me, by my house mate, its the only time we let the gnome leave the kitchen!
:p
 
Hear the kettle being switched on or hear a cup being stirred...

Shout "yes please"

A cup of tea arrives forthwith :D
 
Scubascorpion said:
Hear the kettle being switched on or hear a cup being stirred...

Shout "yes please"

A cup of tea arrives forthwith :D
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That tactic doesn't always work.

I once entered my flat and said 'ahh thank you' to my house mate at the kettle, plonking my mug under his nose before returning to my room. Apparently there was a brief discussion:

"... Did he say he wanted one slice of bread in his tea, or two?"
"I'm pretty sure he said two"

I can assure you that tea with additional 'best of both' isn't too tasty :(
 
Nitefly said:
That tactic doesn't always work.

I once entered my flat and said 'ahh thank you' to my house mate at the kettle, plonking my mug under his nose before returning to my room. Apparently there was a brief discussion:

"... Did he say he wanted one slice of bread in his tea, or two?"
"I'm pretty sure he said two"

I can assure you that tea with additional 'best of both' isn't too tasty :(
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:D
 
Nitefly said:
That tactic doesn't always work.

I once entered my flat and said 'ahh thank you' to my house mate at the kettle, plonking my mug under his nose before returning to my room. Apparently there was a brief discussion:

"... Did he say he wanted one slice of bread in his tea, or two?"
"I'm pretty sure he said two"

I can assure you that tea with additional 'best of both' isn't too tasty :(
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Hovis?
 
I once called my mum on the home phone when she was downstairs watching tv and I was upstairs. "Mum, can you lower the tv volume please?". I was perfectly able to go downstairs and do it myself, I just simply couldn't be bothered.

Beat that for laziness :D
 
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