Whats worse than lobsters on your piano?

Robertnpmk · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:11

Crabs on your ORGAN!

Narj · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:12

Crabs?

Rameses · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:13

Eh?

Robertnpmk · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:13

Ninja edit not fast enough, Dammit.

Bunka · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:13

You started a thread just for this?

Robertnpmk · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:14

Bunka said:
You started a thread just for this?

Felt it was worthy as it was on the TV about 10 minutes ago.

Wghennessy · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:14

Bunka said:
You started a thread just for this?

Perhaps he should have called it spec me a joke or something similar. i.e its a thread...

Andr3w · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:15

I don't...eh?

Admiral Huddy · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:16

.. Lobsters - Nooooooo!

Bunka · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:17

I took a bird back to my house for sex last night.

Twenty seconds into it my **** went floppy.

She looked at me and said, "You can do better than this, surely?"

"Of course I can" I said, "But you shouldn't put yourself down like that."

Wghennessy · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:17

I like the idea of having some lobsters snapping away on my piano...

Bunka · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:19

Wghennessy said:
I like the idea of having some lobsters snapping away on my piano...

What this guy said...

AmTechFox said:
Eh?

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:22

Why doesn’t the lobster like to share with his friends?
Because he’s shellfish!

What’s the worst part of a lobster’s life?
Boiling alive.

reflux · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:27

OCUK needs an age limit, srsly

misterPK · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:31

Admiral Huddy said:
.. Lobsters - Nooooooo!

Still suffering from post traumatic stress then?

DJMK4 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:34

I don't get it?

When would you have a lobster on your piano? and even more still, why would you have a crab on your organ?

Firestar_3x · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:35

Clearly each forum account should have a credit of debit card assigned to it, OCUK can calculate your montly SPAM total and bill you.

The OP should be charged £50..........

Edrof · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:37

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Robertnpmk · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:39

Firestar_3x said:
Clearly each forum account should have a credit of debit card assigned to it, OCUK can calculate your montly SPAM total and bill you.

The OP should be charged £50..........

Why? Because I genuinely was just trying to make people smile! No harm in that.

Admiral Huddy · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:39

misterPK said:
Still suffering from post traumatic stress then?

Every Christmas