When life trolls you.

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:11

Was expecting something through today from DPD. They gave me a delivery window of 13:49 - 14:49.

I had to go out but was going to be able to be back for about 13:49 ish so i thought the chances of them turning up bang on 13:49 is slim.

I arrive home to see the back of the DPD van leave my house. Time on card? 13:49

This is what my mind saw:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So, I want to hear stories of when life has inexplicably and mercilessly trolled you!

Mr.Fantastic · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:15

Who spotted the boobies before the troll face? also who wears shorts and sandals in December especially in the UK?

4T5 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:16

Mr.Fantastic said:
Who wears shorts and sandals in december?

A Hooker.

OP.

I have No complaints about life.

Dunks · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:16

It's a photo he found, he didn't take it.

Kennysevenfold · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:17

Clearly been taken from google for the purposes of this post?

Clicky

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:17

Kennysevenfold said:
Clearly been taken from google for the purposes of this post?

Clicky

indeed. I didnt actually get my camera out to take a picture of him drive off!

Admiral Huddy · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:19

Noticed the West Ham United reg plate first..

StonedPenguin · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:21

Disco Boy · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:22

What time did you get home?

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:29

Disco Boy said:
What time did you get home?

13:50

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:30

Disco Boy said:
What time did you get home?

As he was driving off. My fault technically but it was just so maddening that he turned up for the 1 minute i wasnt there within the hour window

~>Dg<~ · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:32

picture is a fake

Jono8 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:33

~>Dg<~ said:
picture is a fake

lol i assure you it is not ( the call card one anyway, the dpd van is one from google)

MikeHunt79 · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:35

~>Dg<~ said:
picture is a fake

can you tell by the pixels?

ToejaM · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:40

I dont get trolled by life but by my dog.

Got a pretty small back garden and as such, dog crap mounts up fast so I clear it up quite often. Sometimes if its too muddy out there I dont let her out with me as she'll jump on me randomly.. though lately if I leave her in, she pees in the kitchen because shes so excited that I'm outside.. she's stupid. Anyway.

She likes to troll me, as I'm nearing the end of my poo cleaning up adventure she'll take a dump.. imagine a dog in full dump mode, then she turns and looks at me and I swear to god shes got the troll face on.. at least thats what my mind sees.

Well as fate would have it, today its hailing.. shes never been in hail and was excited to get out there, I was more than happy to oblige. The balance for now is temporarily restored.

Kosmiche · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:48

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Brookert · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:51

I think the OP has experienced sods law

ToejaM · 13 Dec 2011 at 15:03

Eames said:
Unexpectedthreadderailmentthatwasnotevenneccessarycoolstorybro

Feel better now?

King Damager · 13 Dec 2011 at 15:08

haha, yeah I tend to find DPD hit the first 5 minutes of their slot...

kd

Liquidfox · 13 Dec 2011 at 15:13

Always found DPD deliver at the start of their time schedule round my way. Godsend in someways, obviously not in yours