Whats worse than lobsters on your piano?

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:40

DJMK4 said:
I don't get it?

When would you have a lobster on your piano? and even more still, why would you have a crab on your organ?

To play a Christmas tune.

Kosmiche · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:45

organ as in sex organ, crabs as in pubic crabs.

I felt the thread responses needed a joke explanation as some people seemed to genuinely "not get it".

merry xmas

fez · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:52

Eames said:
organ as in sex organ, crabs as in pubic crabs.

I felt the thread responses needed a joke explanation as some people seemed to genuinely "not get it".

merry xmas

Haha, now its been explained I am literally in stitches and I'm sure that everyone who 'missed' the joke will be back in to apologise. Well... that or its just a really bad joke.

misterPK · 13 Dec 2011 at 14:54

If you want anything fishy near your piano, surely it's got to be a tuna?

Narj · 13 Dec 2011 at 15:01

It was 2 o' clock in the morning when a drunk came past my house, loudly singing, "Show me the way to go home ..."

I thought, "you noisy ****", opened the window and shouted, "Do you mind mate? I've got a little girl in bed here!"

He shouted back, "so what?"

I replied, "Your noise is making me lose my erection!"

DJMK4 · 13 Dec 2011 at 15:06

simulatorman said:
To play a Christmas tune.

Must be the Lobsters last wish before he is cooked for an exotic Xmas dinner

King Damager · 13 Dec 2011 at 15:07

I'm glad I didn't even have to come into this thread to get the awful punchline and just had to hover over the title...

kd

haaammit · 13 Dec 2011 at 21:02

I'm 12, what is this?

mistercrabb · 13 Dec 2011 at 21:35

Good effort OP. 5 star thread.

(not really)

DJMK4 · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:29

Quink said:
I'm 12, what is this?

I am 27, what is this

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:33

Quink said:
I'm 12, what is this?

A lobster thread.

MisChief · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:37

I love lobsters.

DJMK4 · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:38

I bet you don't love lobsters on your piano though :rolleyes:

MisChief · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:44

Yes, I like them to sit next to me whilst watching me play the piano.

Narj · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:45

MisChief said:
Yes, I like them to sit next to me whilst watching me play the piano.

That's incredibly shellfish.

DJMK4 · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:46

Is this a bad place to mention I have crabs?

Yeah they are sitting in the freezer

MisChief · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:54

Who gives out presents to lobsters on Christmas?

Santa Claws!

Stretch · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:57

I don't own an organ.

Oh, I see

haaammit · 13 Dec 2011 at 22:59

PianoBasher said:
That's incredibly shellfish.

MisChief said:
Who gives out presents to lobsters on Christmas?

Santa Claws!

Out. Now.

hux · 14 Dec 2011 at 00:04

Hedgehogs.

Why don't they just share the hedge