tennage girls writes to

Santa is planning a surprize for her:

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Sounds like a spoilt brat excuse for a child - her parents want their heads inspecting if they give in to her rather threatening demands.

I want never gets.
 
I'm thinking that the forum members on here are a bit simple. Like, shock and outrage, really?

She's 13. She probably wrote it as an edgy piece of expressionism. Yes, it was pretty lame. But really, OUTRAGE? I remember when my brother co-wrote a story about killing all his classmates when he was like 9 as a joke with his friend, for some boring piece of original writing they had to do for school where everyone else wrote about being friends and rainbows.

I think that if you're seriously SHOCKED AND OUTRAGED about a fictional piece describing death threats to a fictional character, you are either a bit simple and still believe in Santa Claus, or you're simply a typical Daily Mail/The Sun reader.

Oh, and nice mom putting out her kid with a pic in Metro when people are as stupid as some of the opinions expressed in this thread. I'm sure it will be a lot of help for her daughter.
 
Whilst reading said article I could help but notice a certain forum user had gotten his own column inches!

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I seriously thought you pasted that in. I decided to look anyway. LOL it is real!!!!!

edit: I'm pretty sure she wasn't being serious with that letter as others in the thread have pointed out.
 
I doubt it.

I think it is just because she has been brought up by scummers. That's evidences by her mother going to the press with the story, and having her daughter pose for those photographs.

So you think that a 13 year old girl, ESPECIALLY one brought up by scummers, would seriously believe in Santa Claus then? Because I mean if she doesn't, what is the harm in a "scummer" or non "scummer" writing a fictonal piece about threatening a fictional character?

Also, I take it you must believe in Santa Claus?
 
You all just got trolled. I can't believe how annoyed people are getting on the Metro.

"This country has gone down the drain.....yada...yada...."
 
She seems to have better spelling and grammar than most people on this board. I think she's probably actually pretty bright and also joking.
 
Also, this is clearly a light-hearted piece, I mean "The real-life Justin Bieber"? "Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa"?

It was obviously all tongue-in-cheek.

Exactly. How can the Justin Bieber bit not give it away.
 
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