May amuse some 
Along with death and taxes one of the things you can count on is that come this time of year our work car park will have a layer of ice coating the concrete in the morning. we all know this, we slow to a crawl before turning onto the estate, we trundle around at a snails pace and park, its the done thing. However despite him being here since May nobody bothered to tell the "new guy".
Our vehicles always park in the same spaces, opposite the roundabout two Citroen dispatch vans park with a Corsa van in the space between them. Luckily the Corsa was late today due to the weather, so when the new guy came barrelling onto the estate and his car lost traction to all wheels on the roundabout the was a space dead ahead, somehow the car stayed straight and went into the gap hitting the wing mirrors on both vans and folding them in and the car stopped dead about 2 feet from the wall.
Now after this most people would probably have defecated themselves however as the crowd (was about 14 people around who saw this) looked on wondering how the hell he was going to get out of the car with only a couple of inches of clearance between his folded mirrors and the vans the sunroof opened and he rose up out of it with a grin on his face and declared:
Llllllllllllllllike a glove!
Much laughter ensued
Along with death and taxes one of the things you can count on is that come this time of year our work car park will have a layer of ice coating the concrete in the morning. we all know this, we slow to a crawl before turning onto the estate, we trundle around at a snails pace and park, its the done thing. However despite him being here since May nobody bothered to tell the "new guy".
Our vehicles always park in the same spaces, opposite the roundabout two Citroen dispatch vans park with a Corsa van in the space between them. Luckily the Corsa was late today due to the weather, so when the new guy came barrelling onto the estate and his car lost traction to all wheels on the roundabout the was a space dead ahead, somehow the car stayed straight and went into the gap hitting the wing mirrors on both vans and folding them in and the car stopped dead about 2 feet from the wall.
Now after this most people would probably have defecated themselves however as the crowd (was about 14 people around who saw this) looked on wondering how the hell he was going to get out of the car with only a couple of inches of clearance between his folded mirrors and the vans the sunroof opened and he rose up out of it with a grin on his face and declared:
Llllllllllllllllike a glove!
Much laughter ensued
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