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Im disabled and would never use a bus. I'd rather walk and bear the pain!
Why?
I have arthritis but buses are for people who are MENTALLY challenged. Every time I have been on a bus, this was during college, there was at least 10 retards I could point out on the one journey. I've never been on a bus since and id rather walk than pay to take a place next to one of those freaks of nature.
The types of people you get on buses in the UK;
1) the woman who loves her cats/dog more than humans and publicly states this on the bus
2) the girl who has an empty cd walkman yet sings along to NOTHING playing
3) the guy who twitches constantly and continuously changes seat moving forward down the bus the closer he gets to his stop
4) the woman who is adamant she can carry over 20 shopping bags and doesn't realise she is physically hitting everyone in the face with her christmas presents whilst walking up the isle
5) the boy who cannot smell his BO because unfortunately the invention known as the shower has never crossed his path
6) the midday alcohol who tries to befriend everyone on the bus but doesn't realise that no one cares about him because he smells like he's been lying in a crate all night.
7) the sociopathic mother chav who screams and shouts at her child just being a child because apparently its the best way to get your kid to shut up when they should know from experience, this just makes the child CRY MORE!
8) the person who talks to themselves about how much they hate a certain thing in life when most other people on the bus DO NOT GIVE A FLYING ****.
9) The person who tells stories but you can just tell they're fabricated nonsense. They're at the level where they have lied so much that they have convinced themselves of their lies. Like the fat kid who apparently played football at youth level for a team like Chelsea FC.
Anyone else think bus passengers are absolute freaks?
Why?
I have arthritis but buses are for people who are MENTALLY challenged. Every time I have been on a bus, this was during college, there was at least 10 retards I could point out on the one journey. I've never been on a bus since and id rather walk than pay to take a place next to one of those freaks of nature.
The types of people you get on buses in the UK;
1) the woman who loves her cats/dog more than humans and publicly states this on the bus
2) the girl who has an empty cd walkman yet sings along to NOTHING playing
3) the guy who twitches constantly and continuously changes seat moving forward down the bus the closer he gets to his stop
4) the woman who is adamant she can carry over 20 shopping bags and doesn't realise she is physically hitting everyone in the face with her christmas presents whilst walking up the isle
5) the boy who cannot smell his BO because unfortunately the invention known as the shower has never crossed his path
6) the midday alcohol who tries to befriend everyone on the bus but doesn't realise that no one cares about him because he smells like he's been lying in a crate all night.
7) the sociopathic mother chav who screams and shouts at her child just being a child because apparently its the best way to get your kid to shut up when they should know from experience, this just makes the child CRY MORE!
8) the person who talks to themselves about how much they hate a certain thing in life when most other people on the bus DO NOT GIVE A FLYING ****.
9) The person who tells stories but you can just tell they're fabricated nonsense. They're at the level where they have lied so much that they have convinced themselves of their lies. Like the fat kid who apparently played football at youth level for a team like Chelsea FC.
Anyone else think bus passengers are absolute freaks?
Why?...
