I just opened a Christmas Card...

Ahleckz · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:08

...It was full of rice!

Must be from Uncle Ben.

Morgoth · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:09

I died inside.

SeraphX · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:09

Thread fails

Bennie-Mac · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:10

Tis the season to be jolly, you just ruined it.

Tom0 · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:10

Joke was baubles.

G-MAN2004 · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedian

You are not one.

Biohazard · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:14

4/10.

I think that's fair, an' no too bad either.

Vonhelmet · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:15

I came.

Six6siX · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:15

I am dubious the OP even has an Uncle Ben and as such the whole post, being based on this fallacy to try and get a cheap laugh, has just ruined Christmas for me :mad:

I for one am not amused.

If fact, even if he does have an Uncle Ben and even if he did get a card full of rice, I still wouldn't be amused.

ng93 · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:16

The pictures funnier than the joke

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Robbo · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:16

Jesus, that was terrible.

UncleRuckus · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:17

I got a Christmas card today; it was full of fail and AIDS. It was from OP!

StoutMeister · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:17

ng93 said:
The picture's funnier than the joke .

Vonhelmet · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:19

Next year for ocuk secret Santa I'm going to send someone £10 of rice in a box with a link to this thread.

TurnipHead · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:48

I'm never eating rice again.

SuperTronNarwhal · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:49

I dont understand

Kosmiche · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:53

SuperTronNarwhal said:
I dont understand

The second sentence is important

Tibbz2 · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:55

I shall now cry myself to sleep.

shootersam · 19 Dec 2011 at 21:58

OH WAIT!

Kosmiche · 19 Dec 2011 at 22:00

Is that star trek pic photoshopped?

What episode is it.