This Christmas and Moment.

Incredible dubstep? Bit of an oxymoron :p

When you hear it with all the bass at a place like fabric in London, it is incredible :) went with a few mates to see Caspa live, two of them didn't like dubstep beforehand, and afterwards they were asking to borrow my hard drive so they can copy all of the stuff that I have on it!

Jolly good show then old chap!

Toodle pip!

Absolutely corking :)

Have a spiffing christmas good sir!
 
Oh I am on form today.

We sit down around mid afternoon and she excitedly turns to me!

"are you ready to fill our stockings??" (as she pulls out a wedge of stuff)
"Um...."

I had forgotten to buy any stocking filler stuff which isn't a big expensive part of xmas but its a little tradition we have had for 5 years and I ballsed it up :p

So with her in a bad mood I thought up ways to solve the problem... inspiration! We have a new 5 month old baby who is getting on solid food now so she bought him a load of new bibs for xmas, what I should do is quickly wash and tumbledry these so they are ready for the day! How thoughtful am I?!?!!

So I stuff them and start the wash cycle, she comes down after giving the baby his good night feed and I proudly point her in the direction of the washing machine and ask her to open it...

"are you impressed?" I asked smugly.

She turned round in floods of tears because you aren't supposed to tumbledry the bibs (a fact that was previously unknown to me) and they have all shrunk and fused with the plastic parts into one big, unsightly, horrific lump. Completely wrecked!

That was 5 minutes or so ago and I am now typing this having been banished to the computer room looking forward to a lonely christmas eve with a beer and gaming for company :p:(:p

****** pretty royally to be fair!
 
Just had a wonderful Gammon Joint after spending the day wrapping more pressies and tidying the house for tomorrow! Now sitting down watching I Am Number Four, with a few chilled bottles of San Miguel with Mulled Wine stewing in the kitchen for a bit later.

Ahhhh the good times.
 
:(
I ordered a DVD from Amazon for my sister on Wednesday to be sent to her(she lives on the IOW), but it hasn't arrived! 2 other items i ordered on the same day arrived on Friday(to me). I guess IOW tames longer.
 
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