The 6* thread of the year.

Glaucus · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:38

ScarySquirrel said:
If you bring it back can you delete my number and the pictures of my exes, and also any links to their Facebook profiles, or mention of my girlfriend's name (someone typed out her full name I think).

I know people could find this stuff out if they tried hard enough, but you never know who would screw someone over for a laugh on the internet. Please don't

You posted and image with both your names on.

CRUMPLYPORK · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:39

Someone make him a sig reflecting the 4 pumps maybe like a catchphrase cartoon

Shayper · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:39

ScarySquirrel said:
If you bring it back can you delete my number and the pictures of my exes, and also any links to their Facebook profiles, or mention of my girlfriend's name (someone typed out her full name I think).

I know people could find this stuff out if they tried hard enough, but you never know who would screw someone over for a laugh on the internet. Please don't

I think that's fair enough, don't you guys?

Tibbz2 · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:39

ScarySquirrel said:
If you bring it back can you delete my number and the pictures of my exes, and also any links to their Facebook profiles, or mention of my girlfriend's name (someone typed out her full name I think).

I know people could find this stuff out if they tried hard enough, but you never know who would screw someone over for a laugh on the internet. Please don't

That would be fine!

Do eet!

redeye_uk · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:40

There's a car joke in here somewhere. Something like making 182 wonky messages last night

ScarySquirrel · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:41

Glaucus said:
You posted and image with both your names on.

Did I? Wow, I'm incredibly stupid.

Tibbz2 · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:41

ScarySquirrel said:
Did I? Wow, I'm incredibly stupid.

Incredibly drunk*

Well... were

Glaucus · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:41

ScarySquirrel said:
Did I? Wow, I'm incredibly stupid.

The free translation envelope, had both your names on.

izzop · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:42

Just remove his number and the links to the FB profiles.

His trophy gallery must stay! LOL

Shayper · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:43

I did enjoy the romantic pictures of you and Phate that you posted

Tibbz2 · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:43

Hahaha

ecksmen · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:44

My vote is to bring back the thread locked, with all but SS posts removed and the ones he has posted "identifiable stuff" such as faces, phone numbers are removed. It is then stickied...

Hades · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:45

Yay he's back. Please keep the pic of GF #3 as she looked amazing

(only kidding - do as the man says and zap everything he wants)

haaammit · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:45

I luckily caught this at half eight this morning - made me chuckle all the while I was reading it - the thread must come back - it is truly epic

Stick it back up with personal info removed - job done

Tibbz2 · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:45

ecksmen said:
My vote is to bring back the thread locked, with all but SS posts removed and the ones he has posted "identifiable stuff" such as faces, phone numbers are removed. It is then stickied...

Forever as the best drunk thread ever to grace OcUK!

Shayper · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:45

ecksmen said:
My vote is to bring back the thread locked, with all but SS posts removed and the ones he has posted "identifiable stuff" such as faces, phone numbers are removed. It is then stickied...

No! Some of the posts made by other people were just as hilarious, especially Ray telling him to go to bed

ScarySquirrel · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:46

Glaucus said:
The free translation envelope, had both your names on.

Oh yeah. I really should be more careful on the internet.

Some things are coming back to me now. I think I covered:

- Pumping a girl four times and stopping because my knees hurt
- Posting pictures of all of my exes
- Inviting everyone on OcUK to my wedding
- Admitting I slept with my sister in a dream
- Lucid dreaming about trying to get a schoolgirl into bed
- Wearing girl's clothes whilst drunk last night

Did I miss anything?

Tibbz2 · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:47

ScarySquirrel said:
Oh yeah. I really should be more careful on the internet.

Some things are coming back to me now. I think I covered:

- Pumping a girl four times and stopping because my knees hurt
- Posting pictures of all of my exes
- Inviting everyone on OcUK to my wedding
- Admitting I slept with my sister in a dream
- Lucid dreaming about trying to get a schoolgirl into bed
- Wearing girl's clothes whilst drunk last night

Did I miss anything?

And so, where is the wedding!

Shayper · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:47

ScarySquirrel said:
Oh yeah. I really should be more careful on the internet.

Some things are coming back to me now. I think I covered:

- Pumping a girl four times and stopping because my knees hurt
- Posting pictures of all of my exes
- Inviting everyone on OcUK to my wedding
- Admitting I slept with my sister in a dream
- Lucid dreaming about trying to get a schoolgirl into bed
- Wearing girl's clothes whilst drunk last night

Did I miss anything?

Pictures of you and Phate.

Texting me and several other people a drunk picture of you

Posting your number.

And a few other things. Just wait and see

Glaucus · 27 Dec 2011 at 21:47

That covers all of it,
Only evening invite and no free frinks, so I can only assume we will get free drinks

Iirc the explanation of knees hurting on the bath room floor came later. After four pumps was well and truly established.

And your phone number

Several pictures from ocuk meets?

Picture of you phone, after reymound told you to go to bed on Facebook.