This Christmas and Moment.

I'm not even bothered :p
Any weight will still hurt, even a kick to the knee will hurt.

Hmm. That you're not bothered reaffirms my idea that you are in fact a man. As everyone on the Internet is.

However suggesting any weight on knee will hurt suggests you are a woman.

Conflicting ideas.

You must be a she/he!

:)

Also I'm thinking you secretly got that knee injury in a similar line to that outlined in tibbz's sig...

kd
 
I'm not even bothered :p
Any weight will still hurt, even a kick to the knee will hurt.

Any weight will hurt, but you wouldn't be crippled if you weren't so fat :p

I kid, i kid... your not fat

oh also:

MOTHER****ING *****!!!!

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