New Neighbours

Shelster · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:05

Is there a way to find out if new tenenats have moved into a building?

Other than the going and knocking on the door. If i did, I may loose my temper as can hear screaming child form outside my flat and half the building away. Just want to check if they are visitors to the existing peeps living there or new.

leicrao1 · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:16

Time will tell.

PapaLazaru · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:20

Drown your sorrows with some tenenats super until they leave.

Jono · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:20

Just feign some interest in something going on outside, possibly to do with their car, then be mistaken about it.

Narj · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:20

Thank God my neighbours are very unlikely to have babies seeing as their kids are all grown up. Nothing makes me want to go postal more than the constant crying of a baby!

leicrao1 · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:23

My kids are 15 and 10. The neighbours have toddlers and there is actually something quite nice when they wake me up screaming and fighting at 5am on a Saturday and I realise that I do not have to get up to sort them out.

Cosimo · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:42

Just knock on the door and ask if they know where the awful screaming is coming from.

Narj · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:44

simulatorman said:
Just knock on the door and ask if they know where the awful screaming is coming from.

"Hello, I thought I heard the sound of someone being murdered.... Do you need a hand burying them?"

psd99 · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:48

leicrao1 said:
My kids are 15 and 10. The neighbours have toddlers and there is actually something quite nice when they wake me up screaming and fighting at 5am on a Saturday and I realise that I do not have to get up to sort them out.

what do you live in cardboard boxes?

Mickie · 5 Jan 2012 at 18:49

"Hello, could you tell your kids to stfu?" Im sure that will go down well.

Also, dont loosen your temper too much, it can't be good for you. Or did you mean lose? Hmm, who knows.

spenncerr · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:11

Go and knock! Ask them for some sugar.

No1newts · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:13

PianoBasher said:
Thank God my neighbours are very unlikely to have babies seeing as their kids are all grown up. Nothing makes me want to go postal more than the constant crying of a baby!

I used to be the same.

However having my own six month old gave me some perspective, its not a vindictive child or bad parenting (most of the time anyway) when its a baby they cry, its what they do!

FutileBreadMachine · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:21

We had new neighbours move into the flat above us a few months ago, and for some reason they often shag at between 4 and 6 in the morning, and the women moans so loudly that it wakes my other half and I up! I wrote a letter telling them this and slipped it under their door last week. They seem to have toned it down since then. Hopefully it stays that way.

No1newts · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:23

RationalGaze said:
We had new neighbours move into the flat above us a few months ago, and for some reason they often shag at between 4 and 6 in the morning, and the women moans so loudly that it wakes my other half and I up! I wrote a letter telling them this and slipped it under their door last week. They seem to have toned it down since then. Hopefully it stays that way.

haha

We had this in our uni flat with some bloke up stairs. So one night we had came back from out on the lash and we all (6 of us) got brooms, ladders and whatever else and started banging the ceiling shouting (amongst other things) "go on nail her!" "harder! harder!" until it went quiet. They tried to start again about 10 minutes later and we started again and kept it up for an hour

Really childish but fun

and I think we ruined the poor chaps sex life as we never heard a peep from the upstairs flat again

Adam_101 · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:24

RationalGaze said:
We had new neighbours move into the flat above us a few months ago, and for some reason they often shag at between 4 and 6 in the morning, and the women moans so loudly that it wakes my other half and I up! I wrote a letter telling them this and slipped it under their door last week. They seem to have toned it down since then. Hopefully it stays that way.

lol in the morning!! omg haha. we are verrrrry luck our neighbours are great can hardly hear them doing anything let alone shagging!

FutileBreadMachine · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:43

No1newts said:
haha

We had this in our uni flat with some bloke up stairs. So one night we had came back from out on the lash and we all (6 of us) got brooms, ladders and whatever else and started banging the ceiling shouting (amongst other things) "go on nail her!" "harder! harder!" until it went quiet. They tried to start again about 10 minutes later and we started again and kept it up for an hour

Really childish but fun and I think we ruined the poor chaps sex life as we never heard a peep from the upstairs flat again

Haha, legendary. This woman is totally out of order, she thinks she is a porn star or something. She basically shouts as loud as she can for about a 30 seconds, then goes quiet, then starts again. This happens about 3 times, so just as I start to fall asleep again, she starts again. Whoever is smashing her pasty must have some mad skills.

darael · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:46

RationalGaze said:
Haha, legendary. This woman is totally out of order, she thinks she is a porn star or something. She basically shouts as loud as she can for about a 30 seconds, then goes quite, then starts again. This happens about 3 times, so just as I start to fall asleep again, she starts again. Whoever is smashing her pasty must have some mad skills.

Offer her a sock to bite on.

No1newts · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:51

Prepare the brooms and smash the ceiling!