Doritos jalapeno fire

simon22 · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:40

Bloody hell, just had a packet and my mouth is like HELL!

These things are ****** spicy as hell!

If anyone here likes them you must be bloody mad :confused:

Cleeecooo · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:41

no they're not

MTFU!

They taste crap, but not spicy

Robbo · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:43

Woman.

ChroniC · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:44

Yeah there really not, Jalapeno's aren't spicy either. I always ask for a load at Kebabies to snack on.

Been eating this stuff recently, well I say eating, more like regretting. It's beyond lethal. http://www.cheekychile.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=155

Wizzfizz · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:44

Can't stand Doritos, they taste like crap (not that i've tasted crap).

neil3k · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:44

did jalapeno fire not give it away

bigjimmyauk · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:46

They're not spicy at all.

steve1873 · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:52

I tried them a wee while back and didn't think they were especially spicy. But then I don't think jalapeños are particularly spicy either.

In saying that I wouldn't mind a big packet with a salsa dip!

Dunks · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:52

Jalapenos, as chillis go, are not really that hot.

H0ax! · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:54

I'm gonna put it out there... Quite possibly the best crisps I've ever had = D

Nice kick to them, they blatently stole the taste from Flamin Hot Monster Munch though! As a kid it was always a challenge to eat them without a drink.

flibbage0 · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:57

H0ax! said:
I'm gonna put it out there... Quite possibly the best crisps I've ever had = D

Nice kick to them, they blatently stole the taste from Flamin Hot Monster Munch though!

I love hot monster munch, hmm could do with a packet or two, haven't had one for ages.

TNGL · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:58

Cleeecooo said:
no they're not

MTFU!

Freakbro · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:58

ChroniC said:
Yeah there really not, Jalapeno's aren't spicy either. I always ask for a load at Kebabies to snack on.

Been eating this stuff recently, well I say eating, more like regretting. It's beyond lethal. http://www.cheekychile.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=155

Nice site there, I fancied trying to grow some bhut jolokis this year

SkidMarkKing · 5 Jan 2012 at 19:59

Cleeecooo said:
no they're not

MTFU!

They taste crap, but not spicy

Yeah they arn't bad. I like them. Not silly hot.

Every had a chicken madras from the indian?

cm1179 · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:00

nice but not hot enough imo

WHAT!!! · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:01

Cleeecooo said:
no they're not

MTFU!

They taste crap, but not spicy

Same as above

I dont find them that hot and was pretty disapointed in them.

Much prefer the Chilli Heat Wave

Pestilence · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:04

Barely taste anything like a fresh jalapeno, with even less heat. Pathetic excuse for anything supposed to be "hot".

Blair's Death Rain, Habanero version, is where it's at.

Salsa · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:05

WHAT!!! said:
Much prefer the Chilli Heat Wave

This man speaks truth! Chilli Heat Wave is where its at!

I usuallly put some hot sauce in the bag and give it a good shake to pepthem up a bit though.

/Salsa

Hamster · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:12

Pestilence said:
Blair's Death Rain, Habanero version, is where it's at.

Just googled that and must buy some

Can you get them anywhere instore or are they only available online?

Pestilence · 5 Jan 2012 at 20:16

Hamster said:
Just googled that and must buy some Can you get them anywhere instore or are they only available online?

I just buy them occasionally from Scorchio.co.uk. The Cajun flavour are lovely too, but for a crisp that will truly take your face off, it's Habanero all the way.

Just don't say you weren't warned!