Help with this stupid problem puzzle going around on g/f facebook

[[FnG]magnolia]

So there's this plane on a conveyor belt ...

 

[Tummy]

So there's this plane on a conveyor belt ...

 

[RomanNose]

So there's this plane on a conveyor belt ...

So there's a helicopter on a turntable..

 

[paddy]

So there's a Pogo stick in a lift

 

[derv]

If I had €1 every time I heard this I wouldn't need to borrow anything from CC2 or CC3 and I'd be able to pay someone else to work out answers to stupid questions

 

[Tomsk]

O god not this again...

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

So I started with one sandwich and then cut it in half. I now have two sandwiches. Where did the new sandwich come from?

 

[Philtor]

So I started with one sandwich and then cut it in half. I now have two sandwiches. Where did the new sandwich come from?

Bought another from the Sandwich shap?

 

[Duff-Man]

So there's this plane on a conveyor belt ...

Hey, some guy told me that 0.9999999... is the same as 1. That can't be right, can it?

 

[Tummy]

So... If I jump out of a high building on a chair...

 

[J-FRO]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

...a little sadist, yeah...but y'know..right?

 

[horrorwood]

So a lift is crashing to the ground with me in it, I jump just before it crashes, would I survive?

 

[Philtor]

So a lift is crashing to the ground with me in it, I jump just before it crashes, would I survive?

Nope as you would need to be a very quick jumper

 

[Deleted member 651465]

So... If I jump out of a high building on a chair...

I have a friend who is convinced he could survive this by jumping off the chair at the last second

 

[Tummy]

I have a friend who is convinced he could survive this by jumping off the chair at the last second

Same.

I'm scared of mentioning the plane on a treadmill around him

 

[jellybeard999]

I knew someone who was convinced you could jump out of a plane with a rocket launcher and survive by firing it just before you land. He saw it in a film!

 

[Duff-Man]

I knew someone who was convinced you could jump out of a plane with a rocket launcher and survive by firing it just before you land. He saw it in a film!

Never show him this beauty then...

Skip to 2mins for the famous horse-slide.

 

[jellybeard999]

Never show him this beauty then...

Skip to 2mins for the famous horse-slide.

That's the greatest thing i've ever seen

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Never show him this beauty then..

Skip to 2mins for the famous horse-slide.

Utterly amazing.