Office Party

Greebo · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:53

I got drunk at the office party and slept with an ugly Chinese bird in the lift

I know, I know...............

I was ******* Wong on so many levels...............

Coat? Y/N

Steve2000 · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:53

PapaLazaru · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:54

Weekend ban tbf.

Marky · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:54

Y. Here you go. *Hands coat*

Cosimo · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:54

PapaLazaru said:
Weekend ban tbf.

TFleming · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:57

One of the worst on here, and that's saying something.

grimm · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:59

Come on, it's Friday afternoon, give him a break

bulb66 · 13 Jan 2012 at 15:59

grimm said:
Come on, it's Friday afternoon, give him a break

Zero Pope · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:00

A two day break?

arknor · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:00

i got drunk at the office party and slept with your secretary on your chair, i woke up in the morning with a very bad back

mrk · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:04

Hey Greebo,

**** Yoo and your ****ing joke!

PapaLazaru · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:05

Anyway.......................

Welcome to Ready Steady Cook!

'So Antony, you had £5 to spend........what's in your bag'?

'Well I got some organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats cheese and three bottles of cava. I have two pounds and seventy four pence left'.

*coat got*

Kerplunk · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:05

I hate it so much, I'm not even going to finish this sente

Pestilence · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:06

GET. OUT.

Cosimo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:07

grimm said:
Come on, it's Friday afternoon, give him a break

Great, we'll start with a finger.

Cosimo · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:08

PapaLazaru said:
*coat got*

Good, you can escort your friend.

Vespasian777 · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:09

Good Lad.

tidusjar · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:09

In the lift... how many floors... a new 4pump?

matt_fsr · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:10

PapaLazaru said:
Anyway.......................

Welcome to Ready Steady Cook!

'So Antony, you had £5 to spend........what's in your bag'?

'Well I got some organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats cheese and three bottles of cava. I have two pounds and seventy four pence left'.

Thread resuscitated slightly....

Burnsy2023 · 13 Jan 2012 at 16:10

PapaLazaru said:
Anyway.......................

Welcome to Ready Steady Cook!

'So Antony, you had £5 to spend........what's in your bag'?

'Well I got some organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats cheese and three bottles of cava. I have two pounds and seventy four pence left'.

*coat got*

That's quite good. Got a lol out of me.