Eating sausages and bacon gives you pancreatic cancer

[willhub]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16526695

A link between eating processed meat, such as bacon or sausages, and pancreatic cancer has been suggested by researchers in Sweden.

That's unfortunate, I was always fond of a bacon and sausage sarnie.

 

[Jokester]

It's worth it though.

 

[cm1179]

it's not so much what gives you cancer these days but what doesn't.

shall we all sit in an oxygen bubble or will that give us cancer too?

besides, this was on the news the other day and it's inconclusive but shock horror as eating such foods may not be good for the individual

 

[DirtyJester]

'But the chance of developing the rare cancer remains low.'

 

[Vulcan]

Wait, bacon is processed?

 

[LeJosh]

Has been suggested.

And the risk is still low.

I wouldn't go changing your sunday diets.

 

[Jokester]

Wait, bacon is processed?

It's cured.

 

[weescott]

It's worth it though.

I heard you liked a bit of Sausage


I'll get my coat

 

[RomanNose]

Thanks, you just potentially saved my life as I was just about to eat a sausage.

 

[LeJosh]

Thanks, you just potentially saved my life as I was just about to eat a sausage.

*zips up fly*

 

[Reaper 392]

its not the only thing thats been "proven to increase your risk of getting cancer"

list of stuff that will give you cancer
i know this is from the daily fail, but i expect their sources are just as valid as the BBCs on this one

 

[Ceiling_Cat]

Everything kills us, oh well. *eats sausages*

 

[Jokester]

I heard you liked a bit of Sausage


I'll get my coat

I'm just away to sleep darling, so don't bother putting your coat on and coming round.

 

[Reppyboyo]

Totally worth it.

 

[G-MAN2004]

If I remember correctly, someone on the news yesterday said that 4 out of 300 people would develop the cancer without eating processed meat, but when added to the equation, it would rise to 5 out of 300, thus it really is not worth worrying about. I may be wrong though.

 

[LeJosh]

I'm just away to sleep darling, so don't bother putting your coat on and coming round.

/activates night vision goggles.

 

[Chojin]

It's cured.

They found a cure already? Awesome!

 

[flibbage0]

Lots of things increase the risk of cancer.

Every single time I go to the chemistry lab I'm increasing the risk.
Does it stop me, no.

 

[weescott]

I'm just away to sleep darling, so don't bother putting your coat on and coming round.

Totally worth it.

 

[Reaper 392]

guys, ive found the cure. fap after every bacon sarnie:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-188886/Give-health-helping-hand-men.html