You are a cat, this garden isn't even yours

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Yeah, and the dog lovers will have loyal Fido by their side and the cat lovers will be saying, "Now, I told Tiddles to be here at ten to three and it's already almost three! Oh dear, he's late! I'd better pretend he's a pet and not an animal who literally hates me and doesn't care what I do, ever. Also, why is he crapping in the garden of that guy on the internet who I hate?"
 
Going to Cali said:
They're animals. How do you expect to stop them? What do you expect the owner to do? Get over it.
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I expect them to stop crapping in my garden and there has been some pretty good advice given (yours wasn't in that inclusion, obviously)

PhillyDee said:
Your in Australia.

Release some of the native fauna in your garden. No more cats.
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Auckland, Australia. Yep.
 
[FnG]magnolia;21068426 said:
I expect them to stop crapping in my garden and there has been some pretty good advice given (yours wasn't in that inclusion, obviously)



Auckland, Australia. Yep.
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Aww, crap, can I claim a typo . . . . :D

Its even too late to ninja to "near".
 
I live in Taranaki and there's a native plant that kills cats. You're only up the road so you must have it growing nearby too! Plant some and all is well.
 
I scoop the cat poo up with a spade and launch it back into the cat owners garden.

Doesn't stop them doing it but makes me feel a bit better.
 
alternatively..if its a neighbours cat and you know who it belongs too


collect it all up over a period of a week then smear it all over their front windows and see how they like that


or go an poo on their lawn and let them pick that up


and on a serious note, cat faeces is toxic and can be the cause of toxplasmosis, so its no laughing matter..even cats that are let out can be trained to use litter trays if their owners could be arsed to do it..but its easier just to let them go and crap in other peoples gardens and look the other way, shrug their shoulders and say its not their fault

http://www.irishhealth.com/article.html?id=13140
 
Greebo said:
Lion poo from your local zoo. Spread some around the cats won't come near your garden again.
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This might attract other lions :(

I've heard that orange peels helps keeps cats away from their favourite dumping area, not sure if its an old wives tale or not.
 
MoNkeE said:
Why bother, he's clearly lying through his front teeth anyway :) Who has a friend that would agree to driving two cats 500 miles to take to a home? Yeah, I'd love to be stuck in a car for a 500 mile trip with two cats that keep ****ing in my car, bet it'd smell lovely! :rolleyes:
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Of course he's lying. Who has cats that aren't microchipped these days?

I guess he got the attention/reaction he so dearly craves though.
 
Easytek appear to do an ultrasonic cat scaring device in NZ (from a quick search)

There's also a site called flybusters which appears to sell something called Skunk Shot which sounds lovely stuff (not)
 
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