You are a cat, this garden isn't even yours
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Had same problem a few years back, my solution was simple.
Went to local cat & dogs home, borrowed a cat trap, baited it with some fish & placed it where cats were crapping.
Took a few day to catch both cats, but I did, then I got a friend who was going to Scotland, some 500 miles away to take them & release them there.
They never came back.
I do hope your joking
You can get one of those electric ones that growl.
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I wanted to install a dog but the wife said no. There were many reasons for the Alsation suggestion - not least of which was the bloody cats crapping everywhere - but the wife, she said no.
It was like an inverse Del Monte Man
It was like an inverse Del Monte Man
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This man has the right Idea however I'd attach some nails or metal BB's to the mines also!
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e : oh, you boys move quick, that was in reference to Mark's
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How about a pet Cassowary? It will end any intruding cat in your garden.....
And you know, just about anything else.
And you know, just about anything else.
Why bother, he's clearly lying through his front teeth anywayWho has a friend that would agree to driving two cats 500 miles to take to a home? Yeah, I'd love to be stuck in a car for a 500 mile trip with two cats that keep ****ing in my car, bet it'd smell lovely!
The friend who took the cats was a lorry driver, & just happen that on the day he was going to Aberdeen, another day could have been Devon.
Em3bbs Back in 1993, few cats were chipped.
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Welp, asked about cat poo, got given advice on how to make a lorry driver take someone else's cats to Devon (or Aberdeen, yay!)
Hmm.
Hmm.
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I wish many bad things upon you.
Enjoy the karmic ineffectiveness of internet-centric disapproval.
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The best way to approach it is the following:
Place two dart throwers at choice locations next to the cat entrance point. Upgrade them as soon as possible to catapult throwers to take out multiple cats at once. Once this is done start investing in canons and max their upgrades. Don't bother with boomerang throwers.
This should help you survive the final wave.
Place two dart throwers at choice locations next to the cat entrance point. Upgrade them as soon as possible to catapult throwers to take out multiple cats at once. Once this is done start investing in canons and max their upgrades. Don't bother with boomerang throwers.
This should help you survive the final wave.
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lower them into the steam, it worked on the terminator! "paws up"
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